fiendsandfriends
They sure did set fire to the room; be careful what you wish for
fiendsandfriends

The way she folds her shirts has changed my life. The rest of my life may be a joke, but every time I open my drawers, I feel zen as shit looking at all those impeccably folded shirts.

The way every other student has their head down and their mouth shut says a fucking lot.

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This is nothing. Last year, Vader ran for Mayor of Odessa (/President of Ukraine.) (Election law is weird when you’re half Russian vassal state, half oligarchy.)

He’s a professor of anesthesia, not a neurologist, but okay.

Huge, if true.

They fail us so much when they speak. I’m sorry.

The MCU actors are ruining the MCU because they can’t stop saying stupid fucking things.

You know Ruffalo’s a 9/11 Truther, right? Not a deal breaker for a lot of people, but. . . oof.

Lincoln Chafee is the perfect embodiment of how fucking bleak the early 2000s were for anyone without a raging hard on for pillaging the Third World. Those votes would have made him pretty liberal among Clintonian Democrats, I don’t know how he lasted as long as he did in the Bush Republican party.

Her eyebrows are Lady Mary-esque and I’m jealous.

I wish they’d asked him where the fuck is Wallace.

I mean, but if you’re watching that media, you are supporting them financially. And if that’s something you feel comfortable doing, you do you, but don’t claim that you aren’t paying for Cosby’s lawyers when you catch his reruns.

For some people, the first clause of your sentence would be enough to make the second clause happen. Interesting that it’s not for you. “Psh, it’s just some kids dying!”

I know that rationally getting yourself paid is not something worthy of scorn, but seriously, fuck Renner.

Most states consider 911 tapes public records, and they’re pretty routinely released.

Svrluga’s the best, even though he needs to buy some vowels.

The cameras that aren’t there?

Hey, it’s not all bad. At least Tom Brady isn’t pushing his sketchy body on people, which is just not something that can be said of everyone in his league.

Astro is everything, plus a heart attack. Oh yes.