Oh, please. Every team has injuries, and I am fucking sick of the Nationals and their fans using that as an excuse.

Does. Not. Compute.

Maybe Scherzer isn’t doing his job because his manager leaned on him way too fucking hard before the All Star break, including a start they could have easily skipped. I’m clearly not saying that Max did well out there today. He didn’t. But this isn’t a middling team being coached above its talent level. Matt Williams…

Literally every #1 starter in baseball has come out and shit the bed at least once in his career. It’s Williams’s job to recognize when that’s happening and mitigate the damage as much as possible. There was no reason for Scherzer to be hitting in the bottom of the 5th, especially given that it was abundantly clear…

If you think this loss is on Scherzer and not Williams, it’s time to share the drugs with the rest of the class.

It’s going to be unfortunate for that person when their IP address is traced and used as evidence in court.

I didn’t say they were flawless.

It’s not amnesia, and I’m certainly not attempting to mitigate the horrors that Germany and his allies perpetrated elsewhere in Europe. But the deportation of Hungarian Jews was unique.

The Hungarians were particularly and brutally efficient about it.

You feel totally comfortable with the images of the Hungarian government putting people on trains and not telling them where they’re going? Really?

The people who have responded to you elsewhere are assholes. Save the Children is great.

We’ll always have shots vodka please.

Surely you jest.

Excuse me, friend, but correlation does not equal causation.

The former work for the federal government or lobbyists and live either to turn a blind eye or to blind eyes for a living.

I used to (like a year ago) work in the local public schools, and they absolutely had active shooter drills. As an adult who was forewarned and knew exactly when they would happen, they were incredibly stressful, and the kids certainly knew what they were for.

Wear a normal fucking shirt, asshole.

That was definitely your mistake.

It was a joke about which members of the Suter family should be used to signify importance. But you knew that.

Caps, so I know a little about not winning things.