Nobel Peace laureates, Leymah Gbowee and Mairead Maguire

To be fair, they are likely exhausted from fighting a continuous war for the last 12 years.

Sometimes the pain of your own team’s elimination precludes you from enjoying any hockey until September. Quoth Brooks Laich: “When you exit out of the playoffs, you want everyone to lose and die.”

If Michael B. Jordan dies for even a second in this movie, I’m out. I can’t handle watching him die an agonizing death one more time.

You think Fruitvale wasn’t a meaty role? I. What.

The Pope gets zero credit. The Irish have basically deserted the Catholic Church en masse, and the Church still came out hard against it.

That doesn’t sound like a mistake to me.

He continued to do what he was taught.

Right, but an indictment is just formalizing charges, it’s not a prerequisite for them. Wilson wasn’t charged because McCulloch was spineless, but my understanding is that a prosecutor generally brings charges and then gives those charges to the grand jury. The indictment is what decides if the case moves forward. In…

Isn’t that normally how it works with criminal charges?

Depraved heart, indeed.

As a Caps fan, I am naturally bitter about many things, one of which is now and will always be Bruce Boudreau. And Patty Kane’s a hot mess off the ice and a golden god on it.

It’s only a matter of time.

I like to think that I keep pretty up-to-date on my skin cancer-prevention regimen, and I had literally never heard of this organization until this week, when all of a sudden multiple Gawker sites were citing them as, “EWG says” as if that was the final word.

One in every four sunscreens in this year’s database is a spray. People like sprays because they’re easy to squirt on squirming kids and hard-to-reach areas. But they may pose serious inhalation risks, and they make it too easy to apply too little or miss a spot.

But you clearly don’t enjoy it, either. It seems like you a little bit understand it.

When I started reading this comment, I was not prepared for the ending.

Also be prepared for the sun to almost literally never set.

The fuck is happening in Denver.

Jesus Christ, that’s terrible.