This is my hot take for the day:

Oh, Heidi.

This fucking week, man. I’m surprised Harper hasn’t blown out his shoulder or run into another wall.

That child is not a baby and is of appropriate size to sit in the damn seat herself, dick.

Argentina is decidedly not the Third World.

Yeah, but being held during takeoff and landing isn’t exactly procedure either.

The things he’s said about women are just so damn strange.

I want my team to win the Stanley Cup every year, but 29 teams go home disappointed. This was not a bad death.

I firmly believe that Patrick Kane is exactly this bad at sexting.

Ellen Pompeo has said publicly that she doesn’t want to act after Grey’s, so. . . .

It makes me love Ellen even more!

Disney half marathon?

I’d like to think I would, and I do care about the way prisoners are treated regardless of their gender identity. But it’s pretty easy to ignore systemic injustices when no one’s blogging about them. It’s also pretty easy to ignore system injustices when people are blogging about them.

I mean, this is just a dagger in the heart. I don’t understand how anyone can think the system we have now is justice.

I will reconcile the shit out of that place.

She would be flawless if it weren’t for her completely wrong view on Harry and Hermione.

If John Wall is the sacrifice needed to get the Capitals to the next round then sorry, Wizards, but it’s time for the burnt offerings.

That’s wonderful, and congratulations on both! My only complaint was that they didn’t want a bar and they basically got bullied into it. All the best to you!

It was particularly shitty because the whole ceremony was about how the people here with you are your people and they’ll be with you no matter what. And then everyone got black out.

In the last year, I went to a wedding where both the bride and groom were in recovery. They had planned to not serve alcohol, and the rumor was that their “friends” convinced them to serve anyway.