This is the only Hamburglar for me.

NOW I FEEL EXTRA BAD, DAMMIT. I didn’t know English wasn’t your first language, but I didn’t need to be an ass so I apologize.

There’s nothing bad about it, and I don’t think anyone’s angry or offended. It just. . . your comment was based on a single relatively-inocuous remark, and you just, uh, read too much into it.

This is a much more reasonable response than the one I had to the above comment.

Sometimes we hit inadvertently hit bats with brooms trying to get them to leave the cabins, because of fear of aforementioned incurable disease.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Or: What Alex Ovechkin does to his enemies.

I bet it was hella awkward for Carver in lock-up, but I imagine Herc got him out pretty fast.

I don’t even know what that’s supposed to be.

It’s not the worst show about political Washington that I’ve ever seen, but I would save it for a snowed-in weekend or a sick week. Maybe a staycation.

But really, didn’t we all lose with that fight?

Right? Like, I think weddings are pretty much inherently spoiled, obnoxious, and wasteful these days and wedding dresses are especially those things. I also hate HATE the judgment of “I don’t like it so it’s terrible.” You do you, but don’t get snippety because someone else wanted to spend money on something else.

Why is trashing a dress any more wasteful than having it sit in your closet for thirty years collecting dust?

The real point of the joke is that Tidal sucks as a streaming service, not that anyone’s entitled to free music. Spotify premium is plenty popular.

Jay. Get off the internet and go hang out with your adorable child. Life’s too short, man.

This is an interesting research question. When the two careers overlap, would you consider everything after joining ESPN to count against the network, even if it came in column form? FOR EXAMPLE: The infamous Sean Taylor columns.

Prince will be talking to Jay-Z about possibly streaming it on Tidal.

I’m totally with on the National Guard likely drawing the short end of the stick. . . but isn’t it the Maryland National Guard that’s been mobilized? Since Gov. Hogan did it and all, and I’m pretty sure he’s not allowed to activate National Guard units from other states.

You dropped a 9/11 reference on an article about Grey’s Anatomy. If that makes total sense in your head, you keep doing you.