No, I understand that. But what an incongruous reference to make! What’s the 9/11 equivalent to Godwin’s Law? Because that’s what just happened.

uh wut.

*And Nats fans, whom he is constantly trying to fuck over.

Even Virginians know that people from the county are the fucking worst.

So you visited once twenty years ago, and want to act like you’re an expert on the city. Cool story, bro.

I’ve literally never seen a boxing match, but I love reading IMG’s pieces.

Correct.

ahmc84 is wrong. Ventura can’t play for seven games, but it’s not seven starts. Depending on how the rotation is set up, he’ll miss at max 2 games.

You might be thinking of Scott Disick, Kourtney’s partner (spelled her name incorrectly above. Whoops.) They have three children together, and he’s always around, possibly but probably not hooking up with one of the Jenner girls. (I find them entirely indistinguishable, so I can’t help you on which is which.)

He was named after dad Robert, of OJ trial fame.

Brandon and Brody are Bruce’s famous(ish) sons, from his second marriage. Burt and Cassandra are his children from his first marriage.

Wait. What?

God DAMN, the Canadians are good at these campaigns.

As I read it, I thought about all the women I know who are obsessed with Lily (and I’ll admit, I have worn a dress of hers once or twice in my day), and they are absolutely the Southern Belles, the Desperately Wanting to Be, and the Desperately Trying to Prove They Are.

It took a lot to not share it to the Facebook walls of the country club set that I know. Like a LOT.

Plus, her take down of floral vomit clothing line Lily Pulitzer this past weekend was fucking priceless.

Thank you! It’s gotten such good reviews, which made me want to see it. But I also don’t want to watch something that I’m fairly sure I won’t lie, so it’s helpful to get comparisons.

So if I felt overwhelmingly apathetic verging on annoyed by Boyhood, I should skip Frances Ha?

I don’t think you’re that familiar with public schools if you think that’s where the entitled dickheads congregate en masse.

You seem very concerned with verifying the status of her alleged nursing bra.