I don’t think they’ll take me. I’m not nice enough.

I fucking hate football, so it’s easy for me to come down strongly on their concussion issues. On the hand, I love hockey, and I especially love the NHL. My own hypocrisy is something I wrestle with, particularly in cases like this. I keep trying to justify why it’s different—it doesn’t happen as often! (uhhh) The…

I would be happy to spend all my days on the internet writing positive things about Michelle to make up for the racists.

The best case scenario is that Piper gets released and Alex gets shanked.

This is just a really lovely sentiment.

Best of luck to you—I hope you get the answers you need.

Ask now, and know that if you are determined to by high risk for the mutation, Obamacare requires the test be considered preventive care—i.e.: free. This is an excellent fact sheet that should help you talk to your doctor.

Thank you! I don't wander into these parts much, so I'm not familiar with who's who.

A huge chunk of feminists have issues with men, which manifests in their powerful malice towards the male writers here.

Look, I just want to float the idea that maybe it's not that Jezebel commenters are trying to hit the "man hatred trifecta." Maybe it's just that Jezebel internet commenters are assholes.

I did not delete it. I try not to dismiss unless it's something particularly vile.

I guess I just don't understand what you mean by "fiery intensity." Is it just showing up in the comments of every article, relevant or not, to point out the things he's said? Because they ("they"!) did that to Erin Gloria Ryan, too, over he stupid Paul Walker tweets. They did it to Anna Merlan over her comments about…

Because Jezebel readers never hate on the female writers?

Nothing about the horrible rape joke in the trailer?

Soon.

That kidney stone story has me oddly reassured in Disney employees general competence levels.

That looks like a functional swimsuit and everything. I like it, too.

but cats are not finagling to ruin your furniture specifically.

Yeah, but Les Mis was terrible. Terrible. I know that he is talented, so I don't understand why he was so. bad.