Fuckin' right, Dax.

Prince Harry is skeevy. Emma is way too good for him, and she knows it.

I hope she DOES make some bad decisions! Not "run away to ISIS" bad, but enough that she gets to have some fun and make some mistakes.

A universal truth: teenagers are so fucking stupid.

Holy shit, I hope you also wrote a scathing and damning letter to your agency's IG or the GAO.

When I was a wee bairn, my mom used to make us soft boiled eggs and then stir them together with butter. She called this cholesterol bomb "coddled eggs", which is a name I don't understand in the slightest, but it was delicious. Are coddled eggs actually a thing, or was she going rogue and making shit up?

That fucking polar bear.

I did a re-watch after MH370 went missing (of course I did). I made it, like, halfway through season 4 before I just got so mad and quit again.

Yes, thank you, I knew all those things already, but I'm glad you admitted that you were wrong in your initial statement that they were convicted of the same things. The Gov was convicted of almost 40% more crimes than the soon to be ex-Mrs, so yes. Combined with his elected status, I think he deserved more than twice…

I sort of hated Boyhood. I don't care if this makes me a bad person.

McDonnell has been the best thing to happen to Virginia Dems since George Allen dropped a racial slur* on tape.

So are we pro-Kourtney, or. . .?

They weren't convicted of the same charges. He was convicted of eleven, and she of only eight.

I think this is 100% accurate, though I wish you hadn't used terrible, terrible Tyler Perry as the example.

#KD2DC

Virunga, though.

I was with you until you said that a house by the beach doesn't appeal to you.

What kind of idiot is Facebook or Instagram friends with their boss?

What an incredible act of love and selflessness that must have been for you and your husband.

I read, and generally like, Deadspin commentators more than Jezebel—that's why I was surprised when the comments I saw were so over the top misogynistic. That being said, they love the outrageous over there, and there really aren't many lines they aren't prepared to cross in search of a good joke.