Damn, homie. When you was in high school, you was the man, homie. The fuck happened?

So I pretty much loathe football. I think the entire system is fucked, from Roger down to Pop Warner. I don't watch games, I don't listen to games, I don't ever visit a team or league website, and I rarely actually click on links reporting on football.

I believe 100% that he watches cat videos.

You sound like a real prince.

I have no trouble seeing Lea Michele doing any fucking crazy thing. Her eyes, man. Shit's not normal.

Bradley Cooper's soulful eyes?

Any time someone talks about whether or not the terrorists have won, we've all lost.

That movie is so, so good but has forever warped the way I look at Julianne Moore.

Thank you!

Wait! What supplements did you take, and did they help?

Yup, Slate has a calculator for that.

Yup, Slate has a calculator for that.

She hadn't watched the show

That makes me want to grumble about Baby Boomers, who are probably the people actually responsible.

I truly don't believe that members of the Academy get together and talk about how they should purposefully exclude new artists/directors/etc. I think many of them (probably not Harvey Weinstein) genuinely believe that they want to embrace new talent, new innovation, new subjects.

Along the way, he put the boat on autopilot and began to troll.

I'm usually not a supporter of the death penalty, but I'll always make an exception for Penn State.

flannel pjs or nothing.

Somebody alert Sarah Koenig to this Bieber question—I think we've found our second season of Serial.

it's hard to believe his being forced into the curb by New York's "finest". . .

I know this is from that kick-ass "You Don't Own Me" video. . . but I have no idea who this person is. Help?