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Okay, well, when you say "replace the top" instead of buying a totally new water bottle, that sounds completely reasonable and I wonder why I never thought of that so GOOD TALK.

Okay, well, when you say "replace the top" instead of buying a totally new water bottle, that sounds completely

As Jolie would say: white vinegar. Just let it soak for a while.

As Jolie would say: white vinegar. Just let it soak for a while.

Yes BUT I'm on my third and it leaks all the fucking time. . .so I keep having to buy new ones.

Yes BUT I'm on my third and it leaks all the fucking time. . .so I keep having to buy new ones.

You probably just want to save the headline "Antibiotics for [blank] just aren't working like they used to." It's probably going to make things a lot easier.

The McDonnells, père et les enfants, have done more to make me sympathetic toward Maureen than her attorneys could have ever dreamed. "I was going to get her help once I left office" really just means "after I ran for president." And his character witnesses today, going on about how he's such a loving, caring man.

Lovely is exactly the word I thought of while I was reading this. There's such warmth in her words.

I watched it on an airplane, and it exceeded my incredibly low expectations. Bought on Black Friday for $4. It did not hold up to the first viewing.

Cue the maniacal laughter.

No. No one remembers when Bush 43 was in office, and that's why Jeb is going to get the Republican nomination.

To be fair, it's $1000 for two, which really isn't that hard to do. One of the fanciest restaurants in DC does a prix-fixe meal that $250/person, with a $250/person optional wine pairing, and that's not even covering gratuity.

"Please pretend to adhere to the barest standards required by HIPAA."

Fantastic book. Everyone should read it. Did not feel like it was 600+ pages, and I mean that in the best way.

I'm sure I can reasonably blame most of that on the debacle that was the Adam Oates Experience.

Wait, I don't understand this. It's one thing to not be charged for "upgrades" that are completely necessary for you to live—I completely get that. But how does that translate to not being charged for an airline ticket at all? Like, I'm with you on on the free upgrade for the higher class, but not pay to fly at all?

Pittsburgh-Washington was pretty fucking good as far as rivalries.

It's awfully generous of you to consider Adam Oates a coach.

I have no idea what movie that's from, but that just made me smile like a damn idiot.

Where's Wallace at? Where's the boy, String? Where the fuck is Wallace?

It was upsetting to read that he was allegedly so abusive that Christian fucking Bale—the great humanitarian and man of the people—had to tell Russell to leave her alone.

Wouldn't it be awesome if she lived in a civilized country where she wouldn't be bankrupted by the costs of being shot by a fucking crazy person?