Yeah, that's definitely the one I was going for.

That, right there, is why people hate politicians.

I mean, I literally just repeated what the zoo director said. I didn't endorse it.

American figure skater Jason Brown probably won't win a medal at these Olympics

That was pretty unlikely to happen, though I understand the sentiment.

Because the zoos' goals is to maintain a genetically diverse population of giraffes. They only have so much room for this kind of animal, and by keeping a genetically similar giraffe, they're weakening their own population. If the sterilize the animal, from a preservation point of view, they're wasting space on…

I don't know a single addict, and I bet you don't either, that is unaware that their addiction could kill them. Similarly, I don't know a single addict that thought, "What happened to [River Phoenix/Len Bias/Chris Farley/Judy Garland] will change my mind about my addiction."

Look, I'm all for calling people out for making shit about them, but how is it possible that Aaron Sorkin gets let off the list?!

Yes. If a man can be convicted of raping a child and still go on to be an accepted and celebrated filmmaker, you expect me to believe that someone "falsely accused" can never recover from it? America's not much in the business of taking victims' sides.

I dunno, Roman Polanski's done okay.

it makes more sense to euthanize animals that have no chance of being adopted than to save them and euthanize even more adoptable animals.

No-kill shelters only stay in business because they can refuse to take the undesirable animals. . . that get euthanized at kill shelters.

Plenty of people thought Mother Teresa was an evil cunt.

#journalism

Well, duh. It's totally acceptable to call a woman's body disgusting as long as it's because she's skinny.

Like these people are qualified to say what is or isn't offensive. What we need here are some rational white men to determine the relative offense.

I unfriended basically my entire family after a massive blow up, and it was the best facebook-related decision I ever made.

Shooting dogs would not elicit any less outrage.

Can we pick on Lindy for accepting that gastric bypass makes childbearing impossible without question? Because that's bullshit and not supported by science.