Holy. Shit. What is happening in your life that you're going back to Jezebel articles from four months ago.

So you're saying Kim should be entirely financially dependent on her husband? Cool. I feel like I've heard this somewhere else, too.

What about the offensive things starlets do for Pentecost? You gotta draw the line somewhere, right?

Oh, I fucking love porties. I think they're hilarious and they love to cuddle and definitely are a good fit for some people. But you need to know what you're getting into, otherwise you wind up ten years down the road and the dog still won't fucking calm down.

Portugese water dogs are ESPECIALLY crazy. Have fun with your hypoallergenic dogs, Obamas. Joke's on you, they will act like puppies forever, and then they will die. There is no graceful old age.

Asking me if I'm European in a conversation about the EU is legitimately the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I'm American, though I think I probably care more about the future of a united Europe than some Europeans. I thought it was pretty much the greatest thing when you guys won the Nobel Peace Prize!

No, I understand all of that, and I would still disagree with your assertion that the UK isn't a full member. It has exemptions, but it's not the only country that does—Ireland is exempted from Schengen requirements, Denmark from the eurozone and CSDP*, Poland from the Charter of Fundamental Rights, and Sweden from…

Britain isn't a full member of the EU? Do go on.

We're 67 days from the Opening Ceremony. The fact that Vonn's knee isn't healed is more cause to replace her. It's not like Team USA can wait until her knee is fully healed to make this call. There is a time limit on this.

Forget Fast and Furious. Eight Below is the greatest, saddest, most perfect movie ever made.

I was also very nervous about making the switch, but I really loved my kindle. (It died. I didn't stop loving it.) There's definitely an adjustment period, but I found that it was pretty short for me, and it definitely became normal to tap instead of flip a page. I will occasionally still buy physical books, but I…

God, I WISH it were first class. I'll be riding in steerage with the rest of the peasants.

I got myself two weeks in Europe over the holidays. Get yours here!

I think your story has actually encouraged me to start drinking sidecars.

Being guilted over holidays is an American tradition. Embrace it.

GAH my heeeeaaaaaarrrrrtttttt

This is the greatest thing I've ever read on Gawker Media.

All the nip that's fit to print.

I think it this case, the court found that it wasn't that she had moved to New York, it was that she had moved to New York and had filed in California, even though the child had never lived there.

Yes. They weren't yelling for her to show them her tits. They were yelling to get her to stand a certain way. Her job, in this particular instance, is to smile pretty for the photographers, who are ALSO just doing their jobs.