I'm so glad you're back. Never leave.

There was an excellent column in the Washington Post that made the case against her winning.

I would say, though, that the organization's history stands on its own, and regardless of what happens in Syria, their work has made the world demonstrably safer, where Malala. . .has not.

You think fashion has nothing to do with you?

Can't ignore our 81 year history of racism!

Maybe even some members of the First Nations!

How come Bennet Omalu, of all the scientists and doctors in this story, seems to have been dicked over the most deliberately? Why do you think the League has singled him out?

Because the Blackhawks win shit, Jonathan Toews is dreamy, and Patrick Kane is a goddamn American hero.

Okay, well, I wasn't talking about shaming anyone, because I don't think that's a particularly productive route to take. But a conversation about systemic issues like poverty and education that affect obesity rates? Yeah, I'm in favor of that. I understand that this is a highly personal subject, but there is a very…

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Okay, look. There are certainly tons of assholes when it comes to discussions about weight. Literally there are tons of them. But it's not super helpful to dismiss everyone who thinks that there's an obesity crisis in this country as fat-shaming jackasses. It's also kind of frustrating that every time there's an…

Until this very moment, it's possible that I didn't know where San Jose is.

I would say that in no way does Chris Brown being raped a child mitigate the fact that he beat a woman.

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Quick needs to get his shit together and real fast, because if Ryan Miller is the #1 goalie heading into Sochi, America is doomed.

This is the best gif I've ever seen in my entire life.

Teemu forever.

There is no such thing as consent from an 8 year old. That's why 8 year olds don't get to do things like vote, sign medical releases, or fucking have sex.

I think it's possible to be the best owner you know how to be and still miss the signs. Making these decisions is incredibly difficult, I'm not denying that. Not everyone is capable of making the best decision for their pet.

Dogs are the exact same as people, so I'm obviously advocating for exterminating any child that isn't perfect and genetically pure.