At the risk of sounding glib, this is the internet. Literally the ONLY thing that happens on Gawker, Inc is commenting on and judging other people's lives. You do you, okay? If you want to go to extreme measures to save every animal you've ever met, go right ahead. Just recognize that it's not always the right…

I am unfortunately related to a Libertarian. He also works for the federal government in a position that is so unessential that it's comical. He neither sees nor appreciates the irony of his situation.

There are not the girls I thought were too cool for me in high school.

I hate her so much.

Look, we could just not pay Congress, but that would be a blatant and inexcusable violation of the Constitution.

I hate "chicks." It makes women sound so. . . .incidental. Unimportant. I dunno.

Movies about a person's death being advertised in the place where that death occurred?

Advertising for movies about a person's death in the place where that death occurred?

I think that's fair, and say upfront that I just don't really care about Diana. Like. . .really sad for her sons. Not sure why 15 years later, people are still losing their minds over her. Which is not to say you are. But I'm not sure this is at the level of FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE, as was stated elsewhere.

Why not?

There was a Fruitvale Station poster in Fruitvale Station.

I think I hate Lolo Jones, and I don't even feel bad about it.

In the conjugal coat of arms, the unicorn is in chains. That's all.

It's kind of what I like about him? It's frequently dickish, but it always feels pretty genuine. He's not going to pretend he's this easy-go-lucky guy. He's melodramatic and angry and he embraces it.

I say this without a trace of sarcasm, but this is one of the most interesting comments I think I've ever read on Deadspin. Language is fucking insane.

I hate this show so much that I make other people watch it so I can talk about how much I hate it with them.

Through Obamacare all things are possible. (Sebelius 4:13)

She looks a little like Emma Watson to me, but I think that might just be the eyebrows.

What degree of unhappiness can you inflict without making someone miserable? Could one make another cry and have that be within boundaries?

NO. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. YOU MUST USE THIS AND NOTHING ELSE, SIMPLY BECAUSE I SAID SO AND YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS BECAUSE OF ALL THE CAPITALS.