Or everyone could get this, and spend the next three years not worrying about it.

I think that's the point though. The damage from being removed from the Capobiancos has been done. There's no undoing that. But now she's been removed again, this time at an age where memories are retained over the long term, and that's damage that didn't need to be done. It would have been awful for Capobiancos, but…

I think there's a fair argument to make that the courts made a mistake in giving him custody. But I think they made a bigger mistake in removing her from the parent she's been with for the last two years—ie: the part of her life she can remember—and giving her to the people she doesn't know at all. Such a drastic…

I think that rocking chair is cool as shit. As an honorary old person, I love rocking chairs. I would sit in that thing all day, erry day.

If you include "but think of the CHILDREN!", you've at least got tic-tac-toe!

Jordan Zimmermann is even more not-terrible!

Plus, she does Crazy Eyes well.

Not just you. PBS is banking on The Olds—ie: PBS's primary demographic—to not understand how the internet works to wait for it to air. Or banking on The Olds to have moral convictions when it comes to. . . questionable sources.

I'm really not sure why he's yelling some of these lines. Yech.

In Soviet Russia, cat owns you.

It's. . .more than a little intellectually dishonest, especially when juxtaposed with the headline. Which, given the material in the article, doesn't even make that much sense.

You know what else affects the life of a human being?

Let's erect a gibbet at home plate.

I would say that once the parking lot had been established as a reunification center, so let's say 12:30 pm. At that point, you know that 3 things: 1) that about 3000 people work at the Navy Yard; 2) that their families have just been told that's the place to go to find them; and 3) that those 3000 people had to be…

Well, fuck. Touche.

*Clears throat*

I would say that it seemed odd to not call it for so long when it was apparent that the Nats couldn't feasibly host a game tonight. Once they started using parking lot B as a staging area, it was pretty fucking clear that there would be no game; when you have the mayor, the chief of police, and the FBI telling people…

Are these tears of amusement or of sadness? We may never know.

Nothing in this piece made my cold, hard heart ache for the town. If anything, I found their "yes, but" comments to be indicative of why the town is at fault: there are systemic problems here (and, yes, in other towns across America as well) that contributed both to the crime and the resistance to investigation.