The more conventionally attractive, the more I distrust straight off the bat.. . .but I just cannot value appearance over anything else.

Look, I love Kaner and I wish he played for my team, but you have to admit he does himself no favors.

We let Canadians have drivers licenses? What the fuck? Soon they'll be committing voter fraud en masse and robbing our public safety net of the resources meant for hard working Americans, not weird looking Canadians!

The Blackhawks get a pass for at least two more seasons, or until Patrick Kane gets arrested for killing someone while drunk.

I think it's also important to keep in mind that this is a team whose song it STILL incredibly offensive, even after they had to edit it.

The Atlanta Braves and the FSU Seminoles do the "Tomahawk Chop" to get the crowd into the game. It's big after home runs and shit.

Honestly, it amazes me how many people support Landover Football period.

But that name would be okay, because it, like Redskins, isn't a racially-charged term. Yikes.

The sad thing is that she wants to be compassionate and progressive, but she doesn't really get the why of issues like this. So she followed her statement up with, "But if people are offended, then I think it should be changed." She's trying, but she doesn't get it.

I had this fight with my sister yesterday. She says, "I don't personally see how the term Redskin is a racial insult." And then she compared it to calling a team "Pale-faces." And then my head exploded because I don't understand how I'm related to her.

"I think we’re both trying to change our opinions of each other,” Motes said. “It’s a work in progress. It’s not going to be fixed overnight, nor do I think it’s going to be fixed at this point by me just getting skinny."

In addition to providing invaluable advice, you seem like a delightful human being and I would like to be friends with you.

I tried to watch AHS, but I just couldn't get past Mrs. Coach Taylor getting raped.

Okay, you know that sleep apnea study isn't about whether obesity causes apnea, right?

Without watching, I'm going to guess that this is still better than Matthew Morrison.

A good, good friend of mine got married right out of college and I was invited to the following events: an engagement brunch, an engagement shower, a bridal shower, a bachelorette party, and the wedding. I wasn't even IN the damn thing, and at each of these parties, a gift was expected. It was awful.

A GROUP GIFT where each share is a buck seventy-five? Are you giving them GOLD?!

My Obamacare kicked in January 1st of this year and the first thing I did was get Nexplanon. Three years, no pills, no periods, and it cost me zero dollars for two doctor's visits, the device, and the time it took to slice open my arm and stick it in there.

The really incredible thing here is that DC scored a goal during run of play!

I'd like it to be someone totally unexpected—say, a stereotypical example of all things that is man. Ryan Kesler to the rainbow courtesy phone.