That's, uh, basically the foundation of human rights theory. We have standards now and if you don't meet them, there's something wrong.

It was more a mental tally, but yeah. Mind you, this was a $100,000 wedding, so we're not talking a family that scraping together pennies to pay for it. Rich people, am I right?

I went to a wedding where the bride's family spent the morning after comparing how much money the happy couple got from the parents' friends to how much the parents had given the friends' kids for their weddings. . .and then totaling up the amounts to brag/complain.

Like Kilgore a lot, but in my head, Svrluga will always be the best beat reporter for this incarnation of the team. Christ, now I'm getting all nostalgic for his reports from Panera in 2005. It felt like we went through the trenches with that guy.