Went out last night, met a guy after I started flirting with his friend but we ended up talking and had a lot in common so he came over and did the sex. This morning he bought me breakfast, I gave him a ride home, and we did it again. Fun. I've never taken a random guy home before but it felt so natural and I don't…

Go for it. If people don't get it, fuck 'em.

You know in the past I've thought about dressing up as a ham for halloween in honor of my gal Scout but I do not have much faith in the general public and think most of them wouldn't get it.

Please oh please tell me that the gift shop sells a ham costume.

My question was about anthropology, not rape.

The problem (for these guys) is, even without knowing terminology, I know EXACTLY what they're doing, I roll my eyes, and go back to whatever I was doing.

The dick cannot fail, bro...Because IT'S TOO BIG TO FAIL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU HIGH FIVE BRAH GOOD ONE AWWW SHIIIIIIT LET'S GO SLAM SOME NATTY

On my left upper arm, I have three balloons. On the front balloon, which is blue, I have a photo of my older brother when he was a baby. He passed away 11 years ago at 21 and I've had this tattoo for a decade now. Adults all think it's of my kid and ask inappropriate questions when they find out it's not. Little…

Mine is a May Morris design for the book cover of a William Morris epic poem based on an Icelandic saga. "Love is enough" is both the title and a line from one of the verses. I've had some of the flowers, the filigree work, and the letters touched up since.

I only have one tattoo, and it's not very awesome, just script. But I really want another one soon. I've been flipping through anatomy books to find some inspiration. I'm almost done with nursing school, and I love all things anatomy related.

Drinking alone when your sad is never a good option. Best to just smoke some green. On another note, have you tried skyping you friends or using chat roulette? I've never tried it, but maybe its not all dick shots. ?

oh god. drink with me, honey! I'd feel lost too. *pulls out a bottle of wine*

I think if she goes to Purdue and does a double major in computer science and international business, per the original article, her life will turn out just fine.

Women also wear pants, cut their hair without a husband's permission and work for money in Sistersville.

Marguerite Henry, 1948

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