I was assisted by my painfully awkward teenage years and then entering a long-term relationship right at 18.

My result: "Not a slut at all. Impressive." Guess I'm throwing a party this afternoon.

God, I miss Tennant's era so much. And Donna. It is criminal what they did to her. And even though Martha spent most of her season mooning after the Doctor, she is probably my second favorite New Who companion after Donna. As soon as she realized he was never going to return her feelings, girl got out of there and…

Don't forget the old 'Someone somewhere has it worse than you, so how dare you complain about anything else?" gambit so helpfully put forward by ZestyPiquante up there. One wonders how they find time to troll feminist blogs with so much suffering in the world.

So, how is an unwanted and unnecessary transvaginal ultrasound not rape?

In sixth grade I had a mutual-crush with a friend. Everyone knew it, but we were both too shy to admit it. One day during a science lab I looked over and his pants were hanging low, revealing underwear with a giant hole in it and a good chunk of butt crack. All my feelings, gone. :(

Are you sure we can trust her with that responsibility?

Plus, there is the Gorge in George, Washington.

Clark Kent?

Well, to be fair, she did write that wrong.

Oh my God, gorgeous. I'd be the person harassing you on the street to explain how handsome your dog is, even though you already know it.

Hm. I have a face like the prow of a battleship and hips wider than the Grand Canyon. Shouldn't I be married with 11 children by now?

My cat really, really annoyed me when we adopted him. He would wake me up at 2 AM kneading the back of my neck with his sharp claws because he wanted food, and any time he was displeased with me he would poop NEXT to the litter box instead. He had been a stray for an estimated three years or so before the pound caught…

Whateva. I have a cat that I like and a new stray cat who I kind of...sometimes tolerate...but my dogs are my babies. They give me a reason to go outside and keep me company while I hide in my introvert cave. They hang out with me and are always up for whatever adventure I take them on. My cats bug me for food and the…

I once did not realize I had poison ivy on my hands, and apparently I was just a touchy touchy little woman that day. Rash. Everywhere. Including my belly button!

According to the CDC, about 1.3% of abortions happen after 21 weeks.

Oops! This was supposed to be a reply to someone.

According to the CDC, about 1.3% of abortions happen after 21 weeks.
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/m…

I thought it was the little tidbit from the "You hired me!" scene that first got Bob interested in Pete. When you're looking for an opportunity, a person in power who gives you any sort of endorsement becomes important.

Bob is definitely a schemer. T&LO pointed out early on how similar his name is to Don Draper, and now we know that his whole character is basically a proto-Don. It will be interesting to see if he has a similar rise to power. And I think for the time being I will assume he was actually infatuated with Pete. Lucky for…