This little one hatched about ten minutes ago and is currently rampaging through the brooder.

Oh my God, it's a Rugrats reference. Well played, sir.

Behold! My incubator will be a hopping place this weekend. <3

It wasn't so much the ride as the blinkers. That was a reallly bad decision. I tossed the Derby and figured he's a May colt from a late-developing sire on a speed-happy track. Who knew he'd actually win?

HEY JEZ I JUST MADE A LOT OF MONEY YEAH.

Waiting for the Belmont Stakes! I hope Orb takes it, but I have money on Palace Malice and Freedom Child. Any Jezzies watching, or am I the only horse racing nerd around?

One time my big dumb houndy-thing was investigating a paper bag a little too strenuously and it got stuck over his face. I had to tackle him to halt the rampage that ensued.

Regrettable tattoo. Although I am getting a smaller version of that lion soon.

I am about equidistant from Belmont and Pimlico- the big race days there have been a highlight of moving to PA. Monmouth is probably out of contention for a long time after the debacle of last time, but I have also noticed Belmont getting snubbed in the last few years. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever attend a…

This is an excellent article. I was one of those people in 2008 saying, "THESE GUYS are going to be the next TC connections?"

Agreed. Rumor is the BC will no longer be coming to Churchill Downs Inc. tracks. What was once meant to be a nationwide celebration of talent is once again diminished by internal bickering.

I was having daily migraines a week after going on the pill. PP let me put the copper T in when I was still in high school, no questions, no judgement. God I love that facility.

Your name is great.

My boyfriend asks me to make sandwiches because he knows I am way more dedicated to the art than he is. His sandwiches are two slices of bread, some meat, and some cheese. I can't stand the sight of a sad sandwich and make that shit right.

I feel that, unlike Godwin's Law, Martin's Law should actually be mandatory.

I'm saying that it's pretty dramatic to use that gif on women having kids at 31. That also happens to be the age when most careers settle enough to handle being interrupted by a baby and when parents are more likely to be financially stable. I don't plan on having kids before I'm 25 and will probably go longer, but…

If I turn into my mother, I think I'd be doing pretty well. Except that forced sense of humor. That can stay right inside her brain.

My mother had me at 30. Now I realize I'm not just strange; I am a chromosomal abnormality.

Lindy, it's totally shallow of me, but you are very pretty and funny and I'm sorry you have to deal with these assholes. God forbid someone intrude on the Haha-Rape Hour

Haha, I still have a few burns on my arms from my year at BK. Nothing as bad as that, though.