The two groups’ respective theories of government share common ground roughly as thick as human hair, containing general agreement that government ought not purée babies and pretty much nothing else.

Well, apparently they are stupid and wasted their time then, because I’ve never fucked someone who was attached to someone else. So they definitely kept their hands off me.

I just edited a rant into my post though, because like... I do think she gets to decide about her own labels. But I agree with you that the “I don’t fuck sad fatties” part is awful.

Right? Sorry, but you don’t get that label, no matter how much you want it, ma’am. I seriously doubt she’s gone through half the stuff most fat women have. That’s some Rachel Dolezal-level shit.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

I’m fat, always have been (varying levels of course, but even at my skinniest I’ve been fat). There’s this phenomenon that happens to me that never ceases to shock my girlfriends where I legitimately get hit on more often by men who are engaged or married. It started when I was still in high school. It’s like, well,…

same, hate 2 see agendas in opinion pieces

This is just as annoying, in the opposite way, as the articles that fellate Apple. Can’t someone just write something...oh I don’t know, that isn’t so agenda based?

Devil’s Advocate here... If you don’t like Apple or its stuff, fine, but why would do a whole article on stuff you’ll never like. It’s a major click-baiting troll, don’t you think?

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Its “toe the line”, dude.

I’m a Ruby on Rails / PHP web developer and clients often say things like “I just want it to be simple.”

The implication clients make when they say that is that simple means it will be cheap and quickly developed.

In reality, the opposite is true. The more simple and intuitive something is, the more time and effort…

Yesssss.....thank you for pointing this out. I felt bad for agreeing that this is a terrible humble brag, but this is why.

hot take

You will get some hate for this but I’m 100% with you. It’s not just the men looking parts, it’s the 100 year old diamond on platinum strands while I crush this workout and leave all the fatties in the dust vibe that’s also radiating off this.

I get the purpose of the piece, and I agree that I’m constantly surprised by the men who continually harass me in the name of flirting. I am part of a tight skydiving community, and I’ve been in tears multiple times this year over married or committed men harassing me (and, in one case, one of their wives blaming me…

This is the longest humblebrag I’ve read in a while.

It’s handcrafted by artisans in a rural hose community.