5 minutes? Who has that kind of time? 47 seconds in the microwave. Done!

No, no it doesn’t.

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

At least Monty Hall would have given his girlfriend the choice of which door to be thrown through.

Los Angeles went 20 years as the boogeyman for all other teams trying to get stadiums built precisely because we refused to spend public money to build a stadium. Heck, if the Dodgers and Clippers hadn’t sold for 2 billion each, showing the insane monetary value of having a franchise here, we’d likely still be…

[Nationwide jingle] “It’s ok, she’s underage.”

Look at the bright side. If he’s convicted of a third degree felony, the team’s graduation rate will increase by 600%.

[I teabagged myself with this one. It was a prank. My teammates will back me up. Let’s forget this ever happened.]

It’s too late to really catch up with Manning, although maybe he won’t get a cushy announcing gig.

Right? Like even when we have nothing to do with anything, some people can’t keep Black people out of their mouths. They would shit on themselves if we collectively stopped breathing and gave them nothing to talk about.

Even then, Hernandez was widely suspected of being a monster back when he was in college. He’d been looked at for at shooting at least two people, and was known to have beaten a restaurant employee.

i’m from indianapolis and there are stories that have circulated about peyton for years.

I continue to be stunned that there isn’t more traction concerning the dog whistle implication about her dating or otherwise spending time with black men, and how this is used to suggest dishonesty or promiscuity, which in itself is meant to diminish the embarrassment and suffering she endured from these incidences.…

Amazing how Shaun King got 6 women to sue the University of Tennessee over a Title IX complaint.

Nah, Peyton Manning is a confirmed creep/lecher, and he’s also a probable cheater using HGH.

And she was a POTTY MOUTH!!

Malcom Saxon. He initially got dragged in because Rollo tried to claim Manning had been teasingly mooning Saxon and Naughtright had somehow put her face into Manning’s ass and it was all a big whoospie-daisy accident. Saxon was then naturally asked corroborate the invented story and refused, writing the letter to…

Apparently, being an asshole insures success. Who knew? Well other than Trump.

You can guarantee that any sports announcer who uses the word “class” to describe that human thumb has been compensated in some manner. His entire “classy” image was fabricated and everyone bought it hook line and sinker. Dude’s just a regular piece of shit and it takes literal proof for people to realize it, and…

One reason why these Manning allegations might be true is that he is the kinda person who freely admits to enjoy drinking Budweiser.