A lot of fans up here in SF were initially disappointed he didn’t come back considering how very popular he was (that’s a lot of panda hats going to waste), but at the cost, there was an air of being OK of maybe not fucking themselves by overpaying.

Guy was mediocre at best during the regular season, but to his credit was an absolute beast in the 2012 & 2014 Post Seasons. Don’t miss grown ass men wearing Panda Hats at AT&T Park.

As a Giants fan, I loved have Pablo Sandoval on our team.

Sandoval? At this point I think he has put on enough weight to reach full on SandCircle...

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

I think we can say for certain that no matter what the Skins chooses, it will eventually turn out to be the worst choice and blow up on their face.

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

There is a god! Even when this team succeeds, it’s just a new avenue to failure.

Though, if Sarah Palin is shopping, it goes without saying that somebody else is footing the bill...

Dude, don’t try to bring economic theory into this. Blogger says capitalism bad. Blogger is brilliant scientist. Blogger right, you wrong.

I guess I disagree with your suggestion that anything that comes from the Daily News is automatically garbage. Deadspin itself is a great parallel: for every Manti Te’o exposé there are 500 unreadable, juvenile, incompetent posts (500 Days of Kristin is literally five-hundred examples of this).

That’s not capitalism, that’s corruption in the system. And frankly you should know the difference, because that kind of fail upwards trajectory is inherently tied to corruption not economic philosphies.

Having played for Mike Sherman, Von should be adept at making chicken salad out of chicken shit. Hope his football work counted toward the degree.

Sigh.

Not with Oklahoma City’s current roster. They’ve played great basketball since starting 11-8 (they’re 40-14 now) but if all you’ve got is Durant and Westbrook, with some occasional high production by Kanter off the bench, that won’t be enough to go past five games. The Thunder don’t have much defensive balance now nor…

We need an Oddsmaker on which Deadspin staff are most likely to migrate to TMZ Sports, Barstool, Bleacher Report, Hot Clicks, BlackSportsOnline, etc., should the Bollea Imbroglio reach the inprobable conclusion of the Plaintiff winning.

Popovich went on, “It would be great to get our team to unite like that. It’s something Tim [Duncan] and I have talked about for a long time, since we were in high school together.”

Guess we know where MJ has his money on this bet.

I could probably make myself do it at 23 but now I’d just go out back and put a gun in my mouth.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?