Prolly because like me you were convinced that 1 day all those chrome alternate #1 issue covers were gonna be worth a gagillion dollars and not be worthless moldy firestarters languishing in my parents attic like they are today.

Joseph Fiennes.

If this doesn’t prove that the Kardashian Kurse is real then nothing will.

“O.J. walked thanks to his fame and legal resources * AND RACE TOO*.”

“When did Newton get any vitriol in the NFL before this year?”

Because Travis Kelce is white he is suffering from a severe case of reverse discrimination. That is why the “lamestream media” won’t talk about his graceful & erotic touchdown celebrations.

You aren’t being serious are you? Please tell me you are joking and I didn’t get the joke. If you tackle Brady he instantly starts jobbing for a roughing the passer penalty from the refs and I’ve seen him get the call. Iv’e also seen a defender fall by Brady’s feet....not touch him....just fall by him and the ref…

Wait....what are we fighting about then? Don’t get me wrong I love Messier. I just hate that any time someone shows a member of the Devils some love there ALWAYS has to be a salty rangers fan that jumps up out of the woodwork to remind everyone about that 1 damn playoff series that they won against the Devils.

Let me guess...does he go around trying to convince the world that he is unlike any other person on the planet and that he is the only person that sees the world the way he does and thinks the way he thinks? Cuz I had a friend like that in college too.

Fine. I’ll be your huckleberry. Marty Brodeur played in the NHL from 1991-2015. In that time span Brodeur won 3 STANLEY CUP TITLES!! Now within Marty Brodeur’s playing career. “The Captain” Mark Messier only won 1 friggin’ championship between 1991-2004. Now I only have a public school education but the little math…

I can’t hear you. I got Marty’s rings stuck in my ears.

It is easier to build strong referees than to repair broken warriors.

Stanley Cup Wins from 1991-2015.

Stanley Cup Wins from 1991-2015.

This is the good ole U.S. of A. It’s what we do now. We shove a mic in front of someone and complain about it afterwards.

People from Indy have always hinted that Peyton lives a “alternative lifestyle”.

I don’t see anything wrong with a QB diving to make a play.

Hear! Hear!

Man I just want to get away from laughing at you today.

Don’t worry. The NFL is coming up with new rules as we speak in order to shut the vaunted Denver D down.