Did you ever think that maybe she was trying to get a fumble away from him? At the bottom of the scrum strange things happen my friend.

Have you ever cheered so hard for an athlete as kid only to despise the very sound of their voice as an adult....yeah me neither.

Oh Great! Now you got me crying in my chamomile tea because everything you just said is the god’s honest truth. May Knicks become somehow relevant before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

I’m a Knicks fan living out in The Bay and it makes me cry every night The Warriors play knowing that Steve Kerr told the Knicks to kick rocks instead of coaching our team. I am beginning to understand the pain of being a fan of a Cleveland located team and trust me this does not feel good at all.

Wait are we talking about the same “Ted Ginn Jr.” that let a late game pass bounce off his hands that became an interception? The same guy who played so well that he didn’t have a single reception in the entire first half. That “Ted Ginn Jr.”!

Real talk: The Knicks got no chance of getting Tom Thibodeau do they? Fuck!! Why can’t I have NICE THINGS for once?!?

Ugh, that frickin’ triangle. I guess if the Panthers ran the 46 Defense then maybe they would have won last night too.

As a Giants fan Ive never liked Eli. Wanted the “Bathroom Groper” instead, but when the cameras picked this up I immediately decided right then and there that today I was going to legally change my 20 year old daughters name. So from this day forward my daughter will be now known as Eli instead of Fidella Negro17.

We good. I’m the moron that wants the Knicks to bring in Mark Jackson as the next coach. Clearly I have no idea what the hell I’m talking about.

Kind of hard to, “Get your shit together.” when you are constantly sleeping on stacks of $100 bills. Besides I can’t hear you over the sound of the Pacific Ocean ringing in my ears, bitch.

Chillax dude. Drink some chamomile tea. It was just a joke. Busting some balls over here. Don’t worry about it. Give it some time and I’m sure J. Dolan will give you a front office job Fish. Hell he might even let you run the Liberty.

For all you people complaining about, “It’s not Fisher’s fault. It’s Carmelo’s!” Then you go play for a coach that the moment he sees you having an argument with your wife he immediately goes and tries to bang her when your back is turned.

Please good lord O’Jeebus don’t let this happen. I wouldn’t let Brian Shaw coach my 5 year old niece T-ball team. That guy is a horrible coach. If I had to choose between Kurt Rambis or Brian Shaw then I guess.....I would choose frontline reporter in ISIL controlled Syria cuz no way am I putting up with this Sophia’s…

B.Marshall suffers from the “Curse of Darrent Williams.”

How in the hell is il Diva gonna put up 1500 yards receiving his qb options to get the ball to him are Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith or Colin Kaepernick? Sorry Jets fans but the future does not bode well for you.

Why would anybody eat something that looks diarrhetic in the jar and has the word “STINK” on it?

Thank you for this. I have been arguing with my neighbor for the past 3 seasons about who is more overrated Dikta or Bill Parcells and as shitty as it is that Parcells only won 2 damn Super Bowls with that defense. I still believe its a travesty that Ditka only won 1 with his defense and Walter “Freaking” Payton as…

Take the rest of the day off. You just made the comment section your personal bitch with that comment.

Boulder is located in a beautiful area of Colorado but let’s not get carried away with calling it amazing, besides do you really want to live in a college town that even Boise makes fun of for its lack of diversity.

I thought Simmons wrote all of Margary’s Funbag’s since all he does now is talk about his kids in every single one now.