You know what. You can go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver. “The white crewneck tee under the button down.” Will ALWAYS be fly...for the love of God...sniff, sniff....it’s still a cool look right guys???? Well my wife says I still look nice whenever I rock it......Oh God I’m now a lame too.

Karma Palmer is far from being done. All he has to do to get back on track is have his wife open a P.O. Box down in Florida. Next have her order HGH from a clinic in Indianapolis & have it sent in her name to the Florida p.o. box and watch as he sets a record breaking season afterwards. And the best part is NOBODY in…

In the immortal words of noted historian & intellectual philosopher Chuck D, “Who gives a FUCK about a goddamn Grammy!”

Wait....so does that mean Macklemore is Keyzer Soze or is Soylent Green people? Which in turn means Macklemore is people too? I am so confused by all of this.

Carlos Mencia & Amy sitting in a tree. Stealing other people’s jokes......and uh,....i-n-g!

And horse tranquilizers.

Steelers Fan just want the 12th Man to shut up and sit in the corner. Cowboys Fan would probably have something to say too but since they suck now they can’t be found.

It’s clear Lynch shut down beast mode this year and went to F.U. mode instead. Not one time in this game did it look like he was giving it his all. We’ve seen Marshawn Lynch engaged and it is motherfuckin’ scary. This just look liked Buffalo’s Lynch in a seahawks uni instead of the Beast that ran all over New…

“Man, Antonio Brown was not hurt,” Jones said.

Wait, the Steelers are wounded and going into Denver to play a playoff gam...OH NO!... Is that... Is that Tebow’s music i hear?

Columbus already has a professional team....They’re called the “Buckeyes”. Hear they get paid better than most Jaguar players too.

Why would you say, “Fuck Kronke”? Did the people of LA ever say, “Fuck Georgia Frontiere”......oh wait a lot of Hollywood moguls, mobsters & rich oil tycoons did just that.....Nevermind.

I hope someone fucks this little prick and his media obsessed parents with Gary Glitter’s cock!

I blame Michael Jackson...Hee! Hee! Sha-mon!

Myself and 3 friends would take the four worse teams and each get to add 1 self created mega player that had a 99 rating on to the team we selected on the heisman level. Every season 2 of us would create qb’s and the other 2 would create rb’s. Nothing says you made it better than winning the damn heisman trophy coming…

You could NOT be more wrong! Have you ever watched G.I. Joe, Transformers, ThunderCats, & Voltron.....On WEED! That shit is amazing. Seriously watch them on weed or vicodan or black tar heroin. What do I care. Just don’t watch them sober cuz that shit is insufferable.

HA! Very funny but you do realize that the USA is part of the Geneva convention and protocols. Let’s not get carried away with this sending people to the Cleveland Stalag nonsense.

Only a “Cornball Brother” would leave such a corny note.

The only reason he picked Chosen is because someone already had a boy name Sue.

Thank Lord Jeebus for that!