Man I just want to get away from laughing at you today.

Don’t worry. The NFL is coming up with new rules as we speak in order to shut the vaunted Denver D down.

“a stripped-down Pam wearing explosives”, well what do expect from someone that once worked for ISIS.

Did you ever think that maybe she was trying to get a fumble away from him? At the bottom of the scrum strange things happen my friend.

Have you ever cheered so hard for an athlete as kid only to despise the very sound of their voice as an adult....yeah me neither.

I believe the children are our future my ass!

“manly like a spartan” & not gay. HA!

What are you people talking about?!? Look at the character Deathstroke. Clearly he has feet. Now look at Deadpool. See he was created without them therefore 2 completely different characters.

And as Deadpool the movie becomes successful every subsequent sequel will feature less of Deadpool in his trademark costume & mask and his face will finally miraculously heal so that Ryan Reynolds will be walking around wearing a Deadpool tee instead as his outfit by movie #4.

Oh Great! Now you got me crying in my chamomile tea because everything you just said is the god’s honest truth. May Knicks become somehow relevant before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

I’m a Knicks fan living out in The Bay and it makes me cry every night The Warriors play knowing that Steve Kerr told the Knicks to kick rocks instead of coaching our team. I am beginning to understand the pain of being a fan of a Cleveland located team and trust me this does not feel good at all.

Wait are we talking about the same “Ted Ginn Jr.” that let a late game pass bounce off his hands that became an interception? The same guy who played so well that he didn’t have a single reception in the entire first half. That “Ted Ginn Jr.”!

Real talk: The Knicks got no chance of getting Tom Thibodeau do they? Fuck!! Why can’t I have NICE THINGS for once?!?

Ugh, that frickin’ triangle. I guess if the Panthers ran the 46 Defense then maybe they would have won last night too.

As a Giants fan Ive never liked Eli. Wanted the “Bathroom Groper” instead, but when the cameras picked this up I immediately decided right then and there that today I was going to legally change my 20 year old daughters name. So from this day forward my daughter will be now known as Eli instead of Fidella Negro17.

We good. I’m the moron that wants the Knicks to bring in Mark Jackson as the next coach. Clearly I have no idea what the hell I’m talking about.

Kind of hard to, “Get your shit together.” when you are constantly sleeping on stacks of $100 bills. Besides I can’t hear you over the sound of the Pacific Ocean ringing in my ears, bitch.

Chillax dude. Drink some chamomile tea. It was just a joke. Busting some balls over here. Don’t worry about it. Give it some time and I’m sure J. Dolan will give you a front office job Fish. Hell he might even let you run the Liberty.

For all you people complaining about, “It’s not Fisher’s fault. It’s Carmelo’s!” Then you go play for a coach that the moment he sees you having an argument with your wife he immediately goes and tries to bang her when your back is turned.

Please good lord O’Jeebus don’t let this happen. I wouldn’t let Brian Shaw coach my 5 year old niece T-ball team. That guy is a horrible coach. If I had to choose between Kurt Rambis or Brian Shaw then I guess.....I would choose frontline reporter in ISIL controlled Syria cuz no way am I putting up with this Sophia’s…