B.Marshall suffers from the “Curse of Darrent Williams.”

How in the hell is il Diva gonna put up 1500 yards receiving his qb options to get the ball to him are Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith or Colin Kaepernick? Sorry Jets fans but the future does not bode well for you.

Why would anybody eat something that looks diarrhetic in the jar and has the word “STINK” on it?

Thank you for this. I have been arguing with my neighbor for the past 3 seasons about who is more overrated Dikta or Bill Parcells and as shitty as it is that Parcells only won 2 damn Super Bowls with that defense. I still believe its a travesty that Ditka only won 1 with his defense and Walter “Freaking” Payton as…

Take the rest of the day off. You just made the comment section your personal bitch with that comment.

Boulder is located in a beautiful area of Colorado but let’s not get carried away with calling it amazing, besides do you really want to live in a college town that even Boise makes fun of for its lack of diversity.

I thought Simmons wrote all of Margary’s Funbag’s since all he does now is talk about his kids in every single one now.

You know what. You can go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver. “The white crewneck tee under the button down.” Will ALWAYS be fly...for the love of God...sniff, sniff....it’s still a cool look right guys???? Well my wife says I still look nice whenever I rock it......Oh God I’m now a lame too.

Karma Palmer is far from being done. All he has to do to get back on track is have his wife open a P.O. Box down in Florida. Next have her order HGH from a clinic in Indianapolis & have it sent in her name to the Florida p.o. box and watch as he sets a record breaking season afterwards. And the best part is NOBODY in…

In the immortal words of noted historian & intellectual philosopher Chuck D, “Who gives a FUCK about a goddamn Grammy!”

Wait....so does that mean Macklemore is Keyzer Soze or is Soylent Green people? Which in turn means Macklemore is people too? I am so confused by all of this.

Carlos Mencia & Amy sitting in a tree. Stealing other people’s jokes......and uh,....i-n-g!

And horse tranquilizers.

Steelers Fan just want the 12th Man to shut up and sit in the corner. Cowboys Fan would probably have something to say too but since they suck now they can’t be found.

It’s clear Lynch shut down beast mode this year and went to F.U. mode instead. Not one time in this game did it look like he was giving it his all. We’ve seen Marshawn Lynch engaged and it is motherfuckin’ scary. This just look liked Buffalo’s Lynch in a seahawks uni instead of the Beast that ran all over New…

“Man, Antonio Brown was not hurt,” Jones said.

Wait, the Steelers are wounded and going into Denver to play a playoff gam...OH NO!... Is that... Is that Tebow’s music i hear?

Columbus already has a professional team....They’re called the “Buckeyes”. Hear they get paid better than most Jaguar players too.

Why would you say, “Fuck Kronke”? Did the people of LA ever say, “Fuck Georgia Frontiere”......oh wait a lot of Hollywood moguls, mobsters & rich oil tycoons did just that.....Nevermind.

I hope someone fucks this little prick and his media obsessed parents with Gary Glitter’s cock!