I blame Michael Jackson...Hee! Hee! Sha-mon!

Myself and 3 friends would take the four worse teams and each get to add 1 self created mega player that had a 99 rating on to the team we selected on the heisman level. Every season 2 of us would create qb’s and the other 2 would create rb’s. Nothing says you made it better than winning the damn heisman trophy coming…

You could NOT be more wrong! Have you ever watched G.I. Joe, Transformers, ThunderCats, & Voltron.....On WEED! That shit is amazing. Seriously watch them on weed or vicodan or black tar heroin. What do I care. Just don’t watch them sober cuz that shit is insufferable.

HA! Very funny but you do realize that the USA is part of the Geneva convention and protocols. Let’s not get carried away with this sending people to the Cleveland Stalag nonsense.

Only a “Cornball Brother” would leave such a corny note.

That joke was corny. You and me, we need to go OUTBACK and settle this mister!

The only reason he picked Chosen is because someone already had a boy name Sue.

Thank Lord Jeebus for that!

Geez, calm down Les Nessman. Nobody cares about the damn turkey drop anymore. We forgive you already.

Uh No! He said, “STARTED SEVERAL GAMES”. In all seriousness I don’t think anyone would let Akili Smith start a car let alone a game.

Before they got ripped away from St. Louis, the Rams, of course, were ripped away from their original fanbase in L.A..

Thanks. I forgot what it was called. Dammit now I am going to have to clean out my garage and find my old Nintendo again. No better way to spend a weekend than old school NES, domino’s pizza and a 2 liter of Nehi soda.....ugh, I can feel the zits getting ready to come back already.

I beat MTPO the same way I beat Contra. I cheated. Nintendo used to have a device that you could put the cartridge inside of that gave you unlimited lives and I swear I damn near cried as if I won the friggin’ Super Bowl when I finally beat Mike Tyson, Contra and Super Tecmo Bowl. There is no other greater feeling in…

How is this a false equivalency? Athletes take performance enhancing drugs in order to recover faster which in turn helps them perform better and longer. Artist use mind altering drugs to enhance their state of being. Would you not admit that a lot of artist have stated that they used psychedelic drugs in order to…

When Gus Johnson/Bill Rafftery used to do the basketball tournaments together it was pure eargasms. Those guys played off of each other like a perfect symphony. No matter who was competing it was must watch television whenever they would call the game. Does anybody have the foggiest idea why FOX does not use Gus for…

Knitting session: Yes. Soccer: NO!

Can someone PLEEZ explain to me why all these damn Peyton-stans refuse to acknowledge that Peyton has NEVER DENIED that HGH was sent to his house. All i keep hearing is a denial that he did not use steroids. Peyton Manning is a public figure and by proxy so is everyone associated with him. I could give a rats ass who…

Holy shit! my wife asked me the same question. They did have Paul George in one commercial for all of 5 seconds.

Thank you for this. The answer to everything is Calvin & Hobbes....and cocaine.

By the end of the day, the Browns still had no idea where he was.