This guy went from hero to zero in 22 seconds flat. Hanging with Manziel must be like asking Joe Theisman what his opinion is of the Redskins changing their name. Something you will regret months after it has happened.

Welcome to the club! The bar is fully stocked with metamucil & buttermilk. The television volume is on full blast and the Andrew Sisters perform in 10 minutes. Now what size shawl do you prefer?

Don’t you mean the ghost of Mark Jackson’s brother?

Did you read the article? These vulture capitalist are the definition of evil because even when the citizens come together and pass laws that state that public money can not be used to build stadiums for their corporate overlords then the greedy corporate bastards just change the rules that benefit only them in…

“This whole summer I had tunnel vision. My mindset was just making sure that I was working out every day, and spending as much time as possible with my son,” Rose said.

Wait...so are you trying to say that, “Fahkeen Neegah” isn’t the correct pronunciation of P.K.? Well I’ll be damn.

No & yes send that shit to his GF. I had a friend who used to do that crap and would send the most degrading porn to my work computer. Nothing brightens up your day like coming into work and having your boss and the IT guy giving you an intervention on work computer etiquette.

NO! NO! FUCKING HELL NO! Denver is not allowed to win shit! Denver fan makes Buckeye fan seem tolerant. Denver shall never be forgiven for shatting out Tebowmania for Christsakes.

Oh, they most certainly want you to do something about the tidday cancer. They want you to buy their godawful pink jerseys so they can then turn around and give 0.0000001% of the profits to some cancer research or something. Hey they’ll send the check to cancer research when they get a chance. They got more important…

How many stupid people got shot around the world trying this because they saw it in the movie? Even money is on what? 800k?

“when my grandparents were fleeing the worst genocide the world had ever documented at the time, they weren’t allowed in this country until they had guaranteed work, and signed documents for that job. I didn’t see all the outcry then.”

Hey Jimmy, instead of eating the world why don’t you eat a bag full of dicks instead! You don’t like Star Wars...GEDDAFUGOUTTAHERE! You know who cares about whether or not you like Star Wars...just you. You know damn well that deep down inside you can’t wait to see Force Awakens just like a lot of people but you HAVE…

So what your saying is Muslims ain’t down with analingus?

J.R. Ewing sure did.

Simple solution: USC gives Sarkisian $12.6m worth of Coors Lite. Not only will that craptastic sewage beer make him stop drinking alcohol altogether it will also be $12.6m less of that awful piss water on the shelves.

I kiiiid....I kiiiid....

San Antonio Spurs & the Detroit Pistons were both good teams Cleveland LeBron had to face. But I feel you on how god awful aughts basketball truly was.

Maybe it’s because you are a hater? Did you know that most Haters don’t even know that they suffer from playa haters disease. You should contact your doctor and find out if you have p.h.d.

Jeebus Christ man. There is a special place in hell for guys like you & unfortunately I’ll be sitting right next to you. I’m going to need your address so I know where to send this invoice for a new monitor screen now that you made me spit mountain dew all over the old one.

And just like his hairline, LeBron’s game is fading away. So enjoy them both while ya still can.