a cokehead’s lighthearted romp, maybe

The show really seems to want us to think he’s a sicko because he’s disabled and a foot fetishist, not because he’s a family-incinerating pyromaniac mass murderer.

Meanwhile, this is how Clooney addresses David O Russell:

So Herschel’s scandal timeline goes from secret children to secret non-children?

Okay, but Maggie Haberman can take her access journalism and fuck right off with Trump.

“But all these men who are alienated, it’s like, they’re lonesome and they don’t know what to do and everyone piles abuse on them.”

I don’t really see it doing anything crazy with it’s evolution and I expect it to be similar to dugtrio (garden eels live in colonies and I can easily see them just making the evo a group of them). I still don’t really think it’s “uninspired” though, I think the idea of referencing Diglett when making a Pokemon based…

If there is over 1000 of something in any given field, how “Grand” can it actually be? The NBA is harder to get into.

“We did not know, for example, that James Madison owned a crystal flute.”

Time for downer facts!

Lizzo is the ONLY person who could pull off declaring, “Bitch, I just sucked a 200-year-old glass dick live on stage!” without it being a “self-diss.”

Oh man, a white version of a brown pokemon, slightly renamed to WIGlett, seems really funny to me. When does The Root pick this up?

Apparently The Pokémon Company is showing bits of Scarlet and Violet to the Pokémon World Ecological Society, which I’m delighted to learn is a thing.

“you women need to calm down and don’t do anything irrational or you might end up doing something impetuous and regrettable like storming the state capitol” LOL

The Crown’s casting director has been VERY kind to Charles, Anne and Camilla all along. 

Tomorrow, on the AV Club:

Sad that rather than advocate for their own employees and challenge the law (1st amendment anyone?) on day 1, the university administration caved. hard.

How does one get through a Pre-Med, Pre-PA, Family & Consumer Sciences, Pre-Public Health program [all offered at U of Idaho] without discussing abortion or reproductive planning?

…and you think that makes Cameron a furrie, or that he was catering to furries? It’s perfectly normal to feel a twang of sexual attraction to anthropomorphized aliens. That’s the point. The difference between that and being a furrie (or any other lifestyle fetish) is how much thought, action, and bandwidth you spend…

The whole “ a movie is only as good as it’s pop culture references” needs to stop. When was the last time anyone bought a Top Gun toy before this year?