Don’t get me wrong, this sounds alright, but is it going to keep me warm in the middle of the night?

I know it puts me in the minority but the Harfoots embody the things I really disliked about the Lord of the Rings - excessive travelogues and overused, overlong songs.
I know the Stranger will be vital to the plot but otherwise this would be a better and tighter show if they were cut from it. 

children whose brains aren’t developed enough to tell the difference

I was watching a K-Drama where they were looking for a kidnap (possible murder) victim in Seoul and couldn’t figure out where they could be stashed. One officer commented “This isn’t like in America where everyone has a cabin they can use.” America as the land of murder-cabins was a stereotype I had managed to never…

Is this what the FCC does when there’s no wardrobe malfunctions to be found?

Fun Fact: Clitoria ternatea is harvested almost entirely by women, since male workers have so much difficulty finding it in the wild.

I was amused reading the text and imagining him singing it in his weird, high-pitched human synthesizer voice. 

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

And an ectoplasmic mist arose from the grave and asked “With that accent?”

Yup! Can’t wait for my friends 2nd wedding in 8 years next year and it will be in a red neck state where people who look like me are looked at like aliens! Oh the joy!

Done in one. Wrap it up here folks, this thread is over.

Have you ever fucking been to a wedding? Most of them are tedious as fuck. Many could do with a few massacres to liven things up.

This will work for him, too. The people who will vote for him are the sort of morons who want their representative to be “just like me”, and me = stone cold stupid. Lost in all the racist garbage the Obamas had to deal with was the fact that they also hated Barack because he was a law professor, and Michelle because…

This is... where we are. This is where we are.

If he is, he's the fucking Marlin Brando of acting stupid.

Honestly, I’m kind of loving it. For some reason, we spent a good chunk of the last few decades with celebrities polished to a high gloss by nervous teams of publicists, and it’s been boring as fuck. Bring back feuds and massive amounts of shade, I want some of that Imperial Era Liz Taylor energy back in showbiz.

Misery is Joyce Carol Oates’s bag. I’m not surprised this is the life she imagined for Marilyn Monroe.™

Shocked—shocked—that the show literally about judging people’s bodies in the most callous and superficial way...judged a woman’s body in the most callous and superficial way.

I listened to the Britney audio last night and it is very compelling because of how reasonable, thoughtful, and candid she was. It also reminds you of how closed off her life is in little ways— like how she doesn’t seem to know it’s a “vial” of blood.

That said, while I think what happened to her is a miscarriage of…

I simply would’ve burned the house down.