A few notes:

If you are declining the Covid vaccine because you think it will make you sterile, you shouldn’t be reproducing.

Is Shakira nuts? If a wild boar takes something, it now belongs to the wild boar. Those things can kill you, and are not in the least bit domesticated or afraid of people. They’re in the same class as grizzly bears, as far as I’m concerned — they’ll kill you just because they’re having a bad day, so you stay out of…

As someone who spends at least a little time each week playing video games and watching porn, it does my heart good to know that I’m a disappointment to Josh Hawley.

Fetty WHOOPS, am I right?

He didn’t want to embarrass his namesake, Willie Senior Maxwell II.

Dave Chapelle will be FURIOUS to hear this.

Learning about this part of Paris Hilton’s life is just blowing my mind.

*Bat Penatar

Hell yeah. She’s 95, widowed, and her descendants range anywhere from highly strung to outright horror shows. Let her drink herself into oblivion if she wants to, and roll her a joint to relax.

Have you always been a moron?

Disney is finally making a Hahn solo TV show.

In many cases, conservatorship is really about money and control. Limiting access to the person is part of that. This situation with Britney is so messed up with so many red flags that it is mind boggling. Just one red flag here: if she was so mentally incapacitated, how does that jibe with doing a one person show in…

Most of 2020 and 2021, yes.

I feel the exact same way with Vin Diesel.

How would you know?  Spent a lot of time in real life in time loops have you?

What even is the point of a testing policy if you don’t get the results back BEFORE starting to do thing you are trying to protect? What am I missing? 

You already answered it at the end.

Susan Sarandon is pre-heating her oven. 

Better get one with steel legs next time. My Ikea desk would probably stay standing even if I removed all the screws and pegs since all the pressure is directed downwards.