I am consistently astounded by the choices of assholes like this one, when it would be SO much easier to just fucking log off.

DaBaby is so down low it ain't even funny.

DABYEBYE needs to get shown the door in the form of lost partnerships, sponsorships, and endorsements. Fully expect the rest of his wells to dry up within the next few weeks.

Honestly Elton was a lot classier and more thoughtful than I would have ever been if I were in his shoes. If I was Elton John and someone asked me about it all I would say is “what the fuck is DaBaby?” Cause like for real. Who even are you? Sit your ass down.

as an aging twink I hope his quest is what our future looks like when we age out of twink hood. we need answers for our existence fair prince.

“Why don’t women want to have sex with me??!?!”

Yeah I really don’t like this particular shape at all, but funky nails in general are harmless and fun as hell and I don’t know why people are being such gd haters around here. Like these are the same people who will defend high heels and makeup but are for some reason acting like tacky nails are the equivalent of…

This really needs more stars.

Real himboness isn’t a state, it’s a process. The real himboness is the friends you make along the way.

“I liked Marvel’s older stuff, before they went all corpo and also incidentally stopped returning my phone calls.”

I will never understand how the judge who approved the conservatorship, Reva Goetz, came to the conclusion that Jamie Spears would be an appropriate conservator for his daughter. In The New York Times article about the case, it was clear that the man barely had his own life together and was definitely not a good…

Exactly. I was the Child Abuse and Neglect registry manager for a state for 5 years. One of the shockers to me was the way really awful shit was pled down to misdemeanor charges with much gentler verbiage. I mean I saw child rape ( no questions about it) pled down to third degree charges with no jail time. The lawyers…

I saw this earlier and on top of being hilarious I also fully expect that this will end up being super accurate when the reboot premieres.

don’t excite me like that

So, I’m assuming the pitch for your article was “rather than have someone give any real analysis of this thing I’m only tangentially aware of, I’ll just write about myself, because it’s guaranteed the readers will care more about my personal ignorance than the subject they clicked on the headline to read about”?

Won’t someone demand to speak to the manager?!?!

Wow. Glad you got through it. No thanks.

When I was 16 I moved to a new school that didn’t have a German teacher so I had to complete my German School Certificate course by correspondence. It came in the post on cassette tapes (this was the early 1990s) and one lesson they broke off from the German and spent at least 10 minutes - not exaggerating here -…

I nearly fell out at that quote about there only having been one Asian host and should one of the current hosts leave so an Asian host can come on despite qualifications? BITCH? That Asian Host was Lisa Ling! An actual qualified, respected, award winning journalist and Waaaaay over qualified for this glorified…

I don’t know if she understands it since she never brings her dad up.