I’m recently divorced (actually it’ll be final in December. Come ooooon December!) and can I just say I’d rather be in lust for 9 months like these two have been (til now?) than married for the 6.5 years I was.

Eat a dick. My divorce broke me as a person and has left me as someone that I only fleetingly recognize. :(

And that’s how the internet was won.

I’m from Houston and can confirm this is all 100% spot-on. Good job! 

Alternatively, we let people do whatever weird or out-there thing that makes them happy and stop shitting on them when they do? Maybe another suggestion is to lighten up and learn to enjoy people’s eccentricities.

This sounds pretentious and boring. 

This is such a bizarre American thing. Here in most of Europe, university is free and anybody can just go. You don’t need “aspirations” lol. 

Something I wish these docs would have brought up is how the whole goddamn nuclear family; mom, dad, brother, and sister, have been ladling out of Britney’s pot almost the second the conservatorship was enacted.

This sounds like EXACTLY the train wreck I have been thirsting for in my life so please... hook me up and inject this trash right into my veins!

Meteorites are fragments that have survived atmospheric entry and are already on the ground. I think you mean meteor. #pedanticspacenerdispedantic.

HAHAHAHA. Okay, you win this round of the internet. Also, as I said before, AHAHAHAHAH.

This is EXACTLY my first thought when I saw this. What a positively (lol) stupid and useless system.

Literally every restaurant in Chicago with sidewalk space did this and it was just mind boggling.

As a Texan, I’m fine with this. This is perfectly reasonable. I would even forego my own entrance privileges just so the rest of those cousin-fucking troglodytes could stay out and keep these people safe. Jesus Christ.

Honestly, how dare you use just a single fat-bear picture. (A shitty blurry one, at that.)

No doubt because you aren’t correctly pronouncing it. As an American living in Sweden, I can tell you that Swedish is the most adorable language ever.

Why do people make fun of the names? They’re just Swedish names or words?

Where on earth can I find a print of this oh my god I want it. Need it.

What? Sam Asghari seems to be taking the comments well in stride. I’m sure he’s well aware, more than most of us and the lazy bloggers of the world, that Britney’s finances have been a target for predators. What a bizarre fucking take.

Jesus, she really gets to you that bad, huh?