Promise you, you could lay out three pictures (or statues!) of Robert. E. Lee and tell them to pick the one of George Washington and they’d choose at least one. These people aren’t learning anything they don’t already know. Which, as we know, is very fucking little.

*chef’s kiss* That one was sharp and to the fucking point. You win the internet for me today!

Damnit am I forever going to be in the greys. *cries in grey*

What the real and actual fuck kind of drugs is this guy on. This is... inspired! Even for him.

I feel like you’re speaking for the group here.

Well I’m gay and I have been cackling so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Lol. So did every organized civilization from antiquity (and counting). They were also a highly cultured people with deep spiritual beliefs, incredible sailing and building technologies and knowledge, and some of the most beautiful artwork in Northern Europe. But sure. Let’s just focus on how they were raiders. 

My condolences for having to endure it. :(

Texas really does take my breath away in the myriad and innumerable attempts to block abortions. And can I say how glad I am to have gotten out of that place. What a truly fucked up backwater trash hole.

It really was “Sluts battle it all the way out” and nothing more at all. And how refreshing that was. Just the sluts....finally... having it all the way out on their quests for fucking.

Never going to forget this. Thank you.

Lol look WAP was great but “storyboarded”? Do you hear yourself? WAP was much less conceptually coherent or thematic in basically any way than this video. I’m not saying this one was a masterpiece but this one had a concept and a vision that is readily tangible. 

I’m 100% sure he’s already bought that too. 

LOL. Cardi B is like 900 years pregnant. She can hardly get on the floor and WAP WAP WAP.

And their bowels. 

It’s totally true and it’s totally distressing. I’m an American living in Sweden and let me tell you, it’s been nothing short of absolutely depressing to see two very different, very bad responses to this nightmare in both the US and here.

Yeah the article actually seems like it’s postulating a perfectly reasonable idea and since this current, rather mild, pandemic has been nothing but catastrophe for the entire goddamn globe, I feel like we should absolutely be thinking in terms of how to rise to the occasion of something *much* worse. And since Covid…

That $541k for media matters was also paid to a company that is owned by a woman her father is a friend of and who he personally brought in. Also what are these media matters? She hasn’t put out a record since 2016 and has basically only had a small little tour of her Vegas show in 2018 and nothing else. They don’t…

Very interesting! 

It is and it isn’t. I ingest a lot of really funny fucking content on TikTok. But there’s a lot of trash (and diarrhea apparently).