Oh that doesn’t sound great either though. Woof. Glad you recovered quickly! 

I’ve never seen one here in Sweden but I did just get back from Nederland. I had to dart into a toilet real quick while out and only discovered after I had used the fucking thing that it was one of those horrible toilets. 

It actually put me in the hospital. It caused an ilius in the upper intestine so I couldn’t actually digest anything. I was so distended I looked like I was highly pregnant (I’m a man) and had to be HEAVILY sedated. Then to get rid of it, they nuked my system with antibiotics, killing my entire gut flora. And then it…

Isn’t Loki responsible for killing, presumably, thousands upon thousands of people in the first Avengers film? Like... am I missing this? I just don’t get this hand-wavey “died a hero” shit.

My god, this reply is just... perfect.

See: the latest Tomb Raider trilogy. The writing wasn’t exactly great to begin with but Camilla Luddington was absolutely trash at bringing Lara Croft to life in a way that didn’t make you hate her every time she opened her mouth. 

Call me old fashioned, but don’t call me old! 

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I was white-knuckling it there for a second. Stars and all the free beer for you too. 

How the actual fuck is this not just a hotel? 

Are we really pillaging the earth’s resources for this shit...

Oh my heavenly days. I am so very sorry to hear this. Big digital hug from a stranger (but a stranger that is a nutty cat obsessed lunatic that would be lost without their companionship).

AGREED.

In order to sacrifice integrity, one must first possess it to begin with.

Oh, noooo. Mine manifests pretty much only on my scalp with guest cameos up my ass crack (which... iconic as they are, THE WORST) so I know the pain and irritation that comes with this. May yours move the fuck on in a hurry. Ideally, right onto Matt Gaetz dirty pedo dick. :D

I suppose we had to have a bad take in here somewhere. Thanks, I guess?

This article could desperately use some photos of the actual plants listed lol. Most of us are planting flowers because they’re visually pleasing to us...

Omg EXACTLY what I rushed down to post! Hahaha. I was like WAIT A SECOND!

Aw man. Where’s my “get her jade” gif? Ugh. I wish Jez would take me out of the grays. I feel like the approval system always yeets the media in most of my replies.

Actually, no, we all don’t! Please do tell me! Please please!