I’ll need to rent a truck for all these stars.

It was. And I, for one, am here for it.

The shade 😂

Yeah it’ll cause your hair to begin receding at the hairline like a motherfucker. I wonder what percentage of her head is going to be glistening in the spotlight in ten years every time I look at Ariana Grande.

Wow. Thank you so much for reminding me of this. And it’s not even throwback Thursday! Way back Wednesday? 

Very pleased to find someone beat me to “chessence”. Thank you. 😂

Bensonhurst I am DEAD

LOL. Perhaps you ARE god. 😂

Oh I see. Paying it forward. Like a *true* Christian. 😉

I’m going to forever employ “dead eyed church bitch” from now until forever. I may not credit you each time, but know I will never forget your contribution to my religious-insult-lexicon. 

“Turning everyone trans” I am dead 😂😂😂

All the stars in the whole goddamn universe. I am DEAD. 😂😂😂

dead 😂

And I’m dead. LOL. 

Paul Stamets is not the Chief Engineer of the USS Discovery. He’s the architect of the spore drive that drives the ship’s other faster-than-light propulsion system and it’s genetically-enhanced navigator.

THIS! THIS! THIS! Scream it from all the rooftops please!

Same. I even had a cat named Derpy.

Do you mean to tell me ANYTHING is greater than Lara Croft’s 10 meter jump from The Tomb’s Raider 1-3....?

I have sat in the dark on my phone reading and re-reading this comment and trying not to laugh to absolute death. Omg. Dying. 😂

SCREAMING