Joan Brothers and Demi Volvato?

These are all the same lunatics who screech about how politics doesn’t need a Clinton because of dynastic politics yet voted for both Bush’s and tune in every morning to watch Megan McCain own the libs on The View. 

Omg I am cryiiiing with laughter. Best. Ever. 😂😂😂

You leave my beloved wedge salad out of this or I will be forced to order them for the table. (For me)

When my husband and I got engaged, we had our mushy gratitude moment after and then I immediately was like “you watch, now your brother and his wife are going to get pregnant.” They’re really good at being very attention grabby.

Because it makes him stand out and to him, that’s only ever good. He’s such a malignant narcissist that he can step back from applying that *insane* beat and think “nobody is going to look this good. This is allllll me.”

When I found it I felt very much like I had struck gold. 

I’d argue it’s funnier coming from the person who “blew it” given that she lost and he still can’t let her off his mind at any time of day.

We can go halvsies. I can picture it now...

If only we could get her to fuck with Splinter directly the way she does with Trump. That’s the job she should campaign for. 

Oh come on. It was funny. 

I just can’t WAIT to see what stern tone the Democrats retaliate with. They’ll have the White House shaking in their boots!

“The U.S. has done far more than anyone could have ever expected”

Ugh. No.

No, stupid. That’s not how that works. 

“he just wants to get pouty-faced and throw a hissy-fit to let Daddy know what a good girl he is.”

Per usual, Holly is.... *chef’s kiss*

“I want to see Rick Perry go on TV next! Let’s hear it from the real mastermind of the Ukrainian military funding scandal!”

You know... in all the chaos, that never actually even occurred to me. Wow. 

If only Trump actually had any bucks.