Yes... but really what it is is too stupid to care.

Um so that was really and very strangely arousing. Your knack for improving freaky kink stuff is a thing of wonder. And now... of boner.

Losers* not lions. God damnit. 

Lol these lions don’t have 50¢ between them and they think people are going to fall for this nonsense about them having $50,000 to bandy about? Ha! 

Lol he definitely still has no idea who that man is. 

I had the same thought. Inquiring minds need to know. Has the white supremacy ideology gotten so attractive that literally anybody, white or otherwise, is getting a hard on for it? 

10 items do not “a ton” make. [/pedantry]

10 items do not “a ton” make. [/pedantry]

Try being in the closet for the last 400 years. I’m sure the detention camps look downright therapeutic by his objectivity.

After reading this story all I have to say is...

There’s a lot wrong with the situation here but can we stop infantilizing her? She was 18, a legal adult. I’m certain things played out gross, but this whole “she was but a tender babe fresh off the teat” routine is bullshit.   

This makes me all in favor of those death panels or yore. 

Oh god damnit. Insurance*

How the fuck does an instance company have religious beliefs? 

“The speaker reportedly announced a Wednesday morning meeting with the caucus to provide them an update.”

I know you asked for humorous, but this is all but.

This just sounds like Pokemon Quest...?

Okay, let me phrase it differently. You’re a fucking idiot. Besos!

9/11? Hm, no. Needs more airplanes.