It’s also very easy to terminate a pregnancy that one does not want provided the government isn’t trying it’s absolute hardest to prevent one from doing just that. Shit happens. That 1% on the other side of your 99% is a pregnancy. And that’s just the small of it. This is about stripping women of their rights to keep…

My bet is he’s definitely checked out this Kinja Deal.

More like “Misery”, amirite? This is so baffling. These right wing lunatics couldn’t give one single solitary fuck about human god damn life. UGH.

Um can I snap my fingers and he can wear me like that glove? 

Um can I snap my fingers and he can wear me like that glove? 

If a flight attendant tried to “humor” me with that line after an egregiously long delay, I would be, shall we say, extremely un-humored.

I am sniggering so hard at this that I’m embarrassed of myself. Apparently I am a huge child.

I mean, I put my ass in the same water after a long hard day too. Somehow I feel like it can’t possible be better or worse than a bath bomb (which I don’t and woud never use because my hair is bleached and I fear the color dyes would stain my precious flaxen locks). But either way, I also immediately stand up and…

Thank you! Came here to say exactly this. Also, there is no better line in cinema that “Ptuoy, ptuoy (spitting gesture) Oh! I am so happy!” delivered by Sigourney Weaver in her over-the-top Russian accent as she’s spotted spitting after having to kiss Gene Hackman’s cigarette-mogul’s mouth.

The mixers are already free with the chex mix on Southwest flights...

Absolutely fuck no, wrong take. If you’re incapable of accepting the responsibilities of the job and not acting like a huge asshole in the process, you shouldn’t be in a customer-facing position. As everybody else pointed out, this flight attendant is being paid to be there and I promise you in the contract for that…

Road Beef, Be Breast.

“Tits on a rooster”

Hasn’t trump grabbed enough women by their pussies without shoving him in there too? 

Saw the flyers and immediately rushed to find you in the comments. Dying. 😂

“I thought the money was going toward the president,” Barbara Bloom, 70, told Axios. “You know, I’d get repeated duplicates for things. [Their mailers] would most of the time say the first $15 was for your membership, but how many times do you pay membership? …It’s ridiculous, it’s insulting. I’m just really…

The absolute hubris of this man just kind of always leaves me speechless.

Like... hard nah. 

“The Defense Department Wants to Criminalize Sexual Harassment in the Military (Finally)”

Oh, Dan. Don’t tease and titillate me like that. I think often about “casting my vote” for that Beto O’DICK.

Can’t! By then there’d be no more advertisers to even cut to!