So he also lost his “Personal” Vietnam? 

“They are truly allergic to facts” is the most plainly stupid thing I’ve heard you say yet. To say nothing but astonishingly laughable coming from you. And it’s not even 9:00 am yet. Oh boy.

So, can Fox begin acknowledging that he’s fucking senile now? Just screaming out Fake News at things he doesn’t like being asked about is like actual dementia-level-cognitive function. It makes zero sense and is hostile and insane.

So... before the teachers were effectively “executed”, their “executioner” taunted then by reminded them that this was always going to be their fate for not attempting to stop an armed gunman with their bare hands?

Made me snort laugh on the bus so thanks for that lollllll

Precisely. Play the effective long game. 

It would just be one, immaculate, gigantic kitchen. 

I just snotted on myself laughing so hard omg. 

Though I do love the idea of making a tribute account to one’s own, more glorious history lol. 

It basically reads “you don’t just steal elections one time, you have to keep making sure they stay stolen.” It’s.... telling, the language and intent. 

Okay, have both. How about Freebase jumping? 

My grandmother drank soda’s all day long for at least the entire time I was alive in addition to smoking Pall Mall unfiltereds for 40 years and that evil bitch lived to 80. So, while I can appreciate that soda’s aren’t healthy, per say, I think I’m going to go ahead and enjoy a soda when I feel like enjoying one. 

To be fair, they’re a pretty easy crowd. You can literally raise their taxes, stagnate their wages, remove all access to healthcare they have and they’ll let you... so long as they think you might say the n-word at any minute.

I just wish the constant knowing that the president has paid so often to have his mushroom massaged wasn’t something I had to think about or read about constantly. And also that it was the grossest thing about this administration. *sobs*

I fully endorse this coinage because it’s exactly what’s happening. 

Oh, fuck her and fuck her kids and also Beto plz fuck me. ❤️

Jesus Christ. It’s like he has absolutely nothing to say about specific local needs for the constituents under his office’s jurisdiction and just says “Trump” enough times to merit his as being directed toward the attention of the giant baby president.

Perhaps she could see this film in her future and was actually just doing her character research very early. 

Girl she was still so full of someone else’s she had to go outside real quick to release some cargo. She’s not fooling anyone.