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I fully stand by my votes.

Exxxxxxactly. He couldn’t even keep his story straight and we’re supposed to believe he kept his dates organized as if there were so many that weren’t just bros getting blacked out every weekend? (Which is what one of his calendar things said, right?) 

Lol. We did it! We ended slavery! LAVISH PRAISE UPON US FOR WE STOPPED DOING THAT THING WE WILLINGLY INSTITUTIONALIZED TO BECOME RICH AND POWERFUL AT THE EXPENSE OF DEPRIVING HUMANS OF THEIR RIGHTS

This is the same man who thought it prudent to keep a calendar from 1981...

If you say Bernie Sanders in the mirror with the lights off three times, Hillary Clinton still got the nomination.  

Two people do not a circle jerk make. Not that either of those bigoted hairdos with teeth are actual people. 

True. In 1981 it would have been more “metal as hell” and less “crimes against humnty”. Oh, those wacky 80’s! 

Even if she feels it was consensual, somebody else in her position might not have.”

Why is nobody assuming that Bill and Hillary Clinton do not have a very clear agreement of understanding about having extramarital sex? Those two absolutely define what it is to be a power couple and to engineer their relationship to elevate and support each other’s ambitions. I obviously cannot be 100% certain, but I

Okayyyyyyy. Thank. YOU. We have also gooooot to stop very intentionally and actively ignoring a woman when she says she was or is horny for it. The way society has framed women as either a victim or merely the gatekeeper for someone propositioning her is bulkshit. I feel like for years now she has been basically on

I mean, this is a woman that, when given a largely ceremonial title and task, spent months to come up with a strategy for combating online bullying (of. All. Topics????) and the held a press conference to debut.... Be Best. Two (illiterate sounding) words and then some nonsensical platitudes about or roughly about

Also Kelly Ann definitely uses that exact makeup application that Lydia is sporting on that cover. Though I imagine Lydia wasn’t using a cheek stain made from the blood of babies held in immigration camps. 

But like with a scary Excorcist demon voice and not her normal middle age Paris Hilton voice. 

Who here believes Donald didn’t parlay this into some kind of epic blowjob contest to see who the REAL First Lady is? Innnnnnn the left corner we have Daddy’s Little Poptart, the beautiful little side piece he never knew he wanted, Iiiiiiiiiiiivanka! And in the right corner, the Slovenian Scowl, the glare of razors,

There is something very, cert amusing about Melania, the third and last trophy wife of a scum bag like Donald trump assuming the title of “First Lady” that both amuses and exasperates me. 

I mean, she could be a virtual prisoner, bought and sold to Trump for reasons gross and perverse and I would still not give a fuck. I’m happy to sacrifice one totally innocent person if we can take the lot of them and her fucking miserable husband down. That said, you’re right. She isn’t. And I wouldn’t piss on her if

We need to order this to series immediately. 

No, dumbshit. It’s in Europe, not the Middle East. 

My god. Imagine the state of the world when there is internal power struggles at the very top of our government and the man (blob) at the center of it all is Donald fucking Trump. Eeeeeeeeeeew.