BRING ON THE SUN. 

SCREAMING

Same. Though I guess if we have to have him, we know he’ll at least be a force to pull the Harris’ and Bookers’ of the party further left? I still don’t want him to run though. 

Yeah when I read “Florida” I was like “well I’m sure that kid will get the death penalty now.”

To be fair, Mariah herself has lacked her own “essence” for probably that same exact amount of years. 

Jesus Christ. Drunken Irishmen? I swear he must have been born in like 1850 and just forgot to die. Like, even his racism isn’t with the times.

You guys need to pick a lane. You will shit on amazon in one post and then several posts later try and sell shit from them. Which is it? 

This is absolute poetry. I think I love you. Happy valentines. *snort laughs*

Oof. Just conceptualizing that is a real tough horse pill to swallow. 

Hate you. :x

Ultimate infant sleep hack: don’t have children. Works 100% of the time. 

Okurrr. Also, what’s this “pro-family” nonsense? What the actual fuck do families have to do with his being a zealous racist? 

Screaming! LOL

Like I couldn’t ever work with an infamous and shameless pedophile, nor could I work with an adult man who wears that fucking hat in all seriousness. That those things are happening on the SAME man? He should be drawn and quartered. 

Yeah I was still real horny for him in The Fall too. Omg what does that say about me? *panic*

#bodyconfident

I was on a bus here in Chicago once when this guy comes running over with his bike just as the doors are closing and the bus is beginning to move. The bus like ever so gently nicked the corner of the bike he was holding, then stopped (obvi.) The guy begins super crazily slamming his bike into the bike rack on the…

Now that’s a fairy-tale ending right there. 

Congratulations to Cindy McCain for being coherent enough to successfully call the police. I’m glad she hasn’t let being a tragically addicted pill princess consume all 24 hours of her miserable days.

Trump’s father most definitely did NOT just give him money *once*.