Next episode! 

Here in Chicago it is almost noon, perfectly clear and blazing sunshine, and the actual temperature is -18° F. I cordially invite this cockhole to go door to door on foot here and offer to walk the kids here to school. 

Like an heirloom tomato? 

Not nearly soon enough for me. 

Great. Now this means god damn Chris Cuomo is certainly going to be the next president if history is any indication. 

Because why go the trouble of giving reporters something to immediately fact check on the spot when you can just lie secondhand and nobody can call you out? 

“bespeaks a significant lack of empathy and total disengagement with the way things actually work.”

Holy shit. Under all those TV lights, his pupils should be like the size of the ball in a pen. But wow is that not the case. @_@

DEAD (of laughter and not NCPD bullets) 

Honestly sounds like something the Academy would push best picture on... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Oh, *do* shut up. 

So can we start making fun of her looks yet or still no? I see you winking, Sarah. ;)

Oh, this reminds me... FUCK SUSAN COLLINS. 

Okurrr

How is “stupid woman” more offensive or different or sexist than “stupid people”? She is a woman, not multiple people. And she is no doubt very stupid in her political views. I’m happy to stand corrected but this seems like a real nonevent. 

I’d like to vote for this discription to be made the definition of “The Internet” in the dictionary. So true. 

Also, fighting the “V’Draysh”.... sounds a lot like an alteration or bastardization or evolutional morphing of the word “Federation.” 

Omg. You win my heart with this one. All the stars, friend. All of them. 

Jesus look at the watch which is about to be an explosion of links and gears just screaming  at the screws on that chunky fucking wrist of his. Uuuuuugh. Gaggg

I love that that group sounds bad to them. Like, I’ll book the table and buy the first round if all those people are coming.