the two times I’ve called police for something other than a DUI (which could be ANYONE’S life that is saved, drunk drivers don’t care the race of the minivan full of people they hit), it was to PROTECT a person of color— one was a woman in a DV incident, started the 911 call when he slapped her, by the end of the…

Yes, it was very good. And, for that matter, so was Ender’s Game.

Is this the second day in a row where this column has bashed voting? 

I guess my favorite is the one I’ve got, the United Mileage Plus Explorer. 40,000 bonus miles after you spend $2k in first three months, 2 miles per $1 spent on United purchases/restaurants/hotels, 1 mile per $1 on everything else, 2 United Club passes per year. Assuming you buy your ticket with the card, you and a…

I guess my favorite is the one I’ve got, the United Mileage Plus Explorer. 40,000 bonus miles after you spend $2k in…

I just watched Always Be My Maybe and my husband and I literally squealed like two teenage girls when Keanu walked out.

“THIS HARMLESS BIT OF FLUFF MAKES ME SO ANGRY!”

Gay dude here. I was OBSESSED with this guy at the gym in college. Gorgeous, blonde, and drove around with a geriatric golden retriever in the back of his pickup truck. Legit snack. One day he saw me stretching (I begged my mother to let me take gymnastics and dance classes and wear lycra as a child—ahem—shoutout to…

God this is so cringy. I was 19 and needed to look super, extra hot and sexy and attractive for my new bf, so after reading one incredibly dumb article in Cosmo, I followed their advice to shave - ummm, his initial - uh - down there. I spent a good twenty minutes perfecting it in the mirror and felt super sexy and…

Should I point out that Pete has a serious mental illness, and that living with a parent is maybe not the worst/most pathetic idea for an employed, single adult who struggles with suicidal ideation and other self-harm issues? No? We’re going to continue making fun of everything this person does, even though he’s…

this may be a bit insensitive to focus on this, but that woman in the picture is 18? 

I don’t see it as shitting on her. Jezebel does regularly point out privilege influences peoples’ lives, and the focus was more on that. The gist being, “Getting your law degree is awesome and commendable, but don’t get defensive when people point out the help you’ve had getting through the process.”

Shocked when a much younger coworker said he couldn’t read my handwriting (in cursive)

Herpes really isn’t a big deal. Half the population has it and it has no long term consequences (unlike HPV which is also pretty wide spread). Cold sores etc are treatable and a fairly minor inconvenience. Many people who are positive for herpes never have symptoms. With the exception of the shame/anxiety/depression…

90% of the world’s human beings are infected with HSV 1 or 2. Close to 100% with another sub type of HSV like Varicella (chiecken pox). They don’t recommend routine screening because the testing offers you knowledge of antibodies which doesn’t reflect viral load nor ability to transmit the virus, and even if you do it…

I was listening to a medical podcast and they were talking to an infectious disease doctor.  He said unless there is active symptoms he does not test for herpes.  I am blanking on the rational at the moment but doubt it was just him, as a specialist, being a dumbass about it.  It is also the advice of the CDC to only…

trump snorts Adderall like an 17 year old studying for the SATs.

Well, if you’re wrong and he likes downers, I have a bottle of Amitriptyline he can have, but he has to promise to take it all at once.

Then, Trump will participate in a town hall on opioids in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Her daughter is only 13 :/

Yay for Lorazepam, which is a lot more fun to sing-song than Ativan, which is the same thing but makes me think of Eleanor of Ativan, which makes me think of Hepburn, which makes me think of Parkinson’s which makes me think of Michael J Fox, and I really can’t stand him.