fiddlerontheroofies
fiddlerontheroofies
fiddlerontheroofies

Someone must have something big on her.

Oh good God, can everyone just stop talking about this? I have been on Wegovy for a year and it has immensely helped my blood sugar (pre-diabetic) and my binge eating disorder. I have lost 50 lbs. It has decreased the inflammation all over my body. If you do not want to take it, do not take it. I’m not judging you for

Is the caption to the photo incorrect or is my brain broken?

My own edit- “The pandemic fucking sucks; ***hundreds of*** thousands of people have and are dying and everyone would all like it to be over as soon as possible”

We, and I cannot stress this enough, are in the darkest timeline.

It’s never too late! Seriously! I know some great musicians who started later in life

I’m all for snark but come on, every single article I’ve seen on here lately is just shitting on people. The cast of Pitch Perfect (a movie I enjoyed, please don’t come for me) raised $5,000 for singing for a few minutes. They are literally (probably) at home doing nothing and they managed to raise $5,000. If I could

i love Dolly and would sell my soul to see just one of her tattoos 

Drake’s “friendships” with underage women make this piece very uncomfy for me

This breaks my damn heart. I’ve followed this story since he first became ill and was really hoping he’d pull through.

i feel like i am living in another dimension! Has anyone seen the videos/photos of this poor animal?! She was severely malnourished and hardly able to walk due to the wounds/sores. She should not be returned to this man. It would be cruel to the animal.

Then, Trump will participate in a town hall on opioids in Las Vegas, Nevada.

This is bizarre. As long as you don’t have low blood pressure, a doctor should definitely be able to prescribe you propranolol. My neurologist prescribes them to me and they are AMAZING for public speaking- non-addictive, don’t muddle your mind, etc. I would go see a fifth doctor, for sure.

Love me some fingerlings.

If someone in my office walked around with her naked feet for all to see, I would be the one PLACING the tacks on the ground, not offering her luxurious slippers that she would likely not wear!!

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Kylie, I feel you. I got a spray tan on Monday and while it may not look incredibly natural, I. Am. Obsessed. I look like a tan(-ish) goddess who is 10 lbs lighter. It’s magic.

“greenish discharge” ≠ herpes y’all

I do not know who this is!... but I shall dive deep into the internet to find out.

I do. I work for one of the best environmental insurance companies in the U.S. and I never feel like I am doing anything unethical. We pay what we owe- nothing more, nothing less!