When I was a kid, I got presents from mom and dad on Christmas Eve, and then opened “Santa’s” gifts on Christmas morning. Isn’t this common among families?

Given the choice, Kim Jong Un seems less creepy and gross.

I like you.

Take my god damn star, this is a great answer.

This is the only version I can get behind.

Buying the lady slippers would be so weird. And she would probably find it incredibly rude. I doubt barefoot coworker’s issue is lack of access to appropriate footwear.

Have you been watching Home Alone, per chance?

I’d have to agree.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Kim gives the vibe she is a good person.

Yeah, thermodynamics are a myth

Yeah I don’t see what’s so offensive about this (except for the on/off feature). I certainly don’t feel shamed. You have to be racked with some pretty insecure delusions to assign that kind of personification to an inanimate web service.

I’d actually like a feature that tells me how many calories a walk would burn, but I’d also want the option to turn it off. And I wouldn’t want it to tell me about mini cupcakes.

Oh boy. Even mentioning calories now is “fat shaming” fantastic.

Celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If they don’t speak out they are not “using their platform”. If they do speak out, they will definitely make a mistake (because they’re human) and people tell them they are out of touch and to stfu. Suddenly they are cancelled because of how “problematic”…

Thank you for saying this.

Odds are about 4 in 5 that you’ve been exposed and just never have had visible symptoms. Try again.

But how do you know you don’t have it? 80% of people with HSV don’t know and it’s not tested by doctors unless you have visible sores.

No. Amerians think herpes is a magical cooties virus that aggressively infects any organism it comes in contact with like a destructive alien force. Herpes is a rather lazy virus, in fact. Your experience is par with the research.

Herpes is not life threatening. Stop acting like STDs are deadly leprosy. This adds to the confusion and gives merit to the ridiculous sex education America already indoctrinates kids with. “If you have sex you will get pregnant and die”. NO. STDs are real, they can be prevented, they can be cured, and the ones that…