fiddlerontheroofies
fiddlerontheroofies
fiddlerontheroofies

“greenish discharge” ≠ herpes y’all

I had to google her too. Fascinating. I wonder how she makes money. Is that rude to ask? Where does her income come from? Where do people like her get the money *to live*?

Basically she’s the blueprint for Paris Hilton. Who then took what Angelyne did even further and became the blueprint for Kim Kardashian and every Instagram “model” and Youtube “star” you now see.

She bought billboards of herself! She is fascinating.

I do not know who this is!... but I shall dive deep into the internet to find out.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

I’ve never met a “normal” girl named Brielle. Always an asshole or an airhead.

I am (GULP for admitting this online, but love you guys so I trust you....) 33 years old. My whole life I romantically imagined myself dying very very young. I am only now realizing that my extremely poor life planning was not just the result of an intelligent, lively, and ambitious teenager finally confronting

I’m fine with this. Smoking is terrible, sometimes I wish cigarettes were banned outright. I smoked on and off from age 22 to 26, and many of my friends at the time were smokers. So many of them have struggled to quit for years, and regretted ever starting. I don’t know any smokers who are really happy that they’re

Yes, but that’s only because I already have an STD that I’d rather not give to someone else.

I’m a boring ‘ol married person, so these questions (one hopes) no longer pertain to me, but I’ve often wondered, in these days of long-acting birth control, if the young ladies still require their dates to use condoms, every time? As someone who became sexually active during the early years of the AIDS crisis, this

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get

There will always be people who think it achieves something to kill a bunch of people, other than make everyone who is left really pissed at them.

He’s so very unattractive to me.

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

One of my husband’s mentors was a dynamic, accomplished woman who was president of the securities company he was working for about ten years ago. Married for 32 years, two teenaged children, served on numerous boards and was just generally a deeply involved, connected and vibrant person. She ended her life one night

If you have already been sexually active... vaccine may provide some benefit to stimulate an immune response.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

But I like roasted red pepper hummus...

As much as I dislike this effete grumble-fucker... unless there was a disabled passenger on the train... what’s the problem here?