Ok. So Kayne is a musical genius some say.

Somehow I just can’t picture Taylor being willing to do....that with her impeccably manicured fingers.

Caity Weaver is such a good writer. This interview is hilarious but also super unsettling.

maybe we should like

“Sen. Sanders took about $200,000 from Wall Street firms. Not directly, but through the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.”

of course she should not be forced to do so...but she should be continually pressured to do so.

Cecily Strong’s Susie was great.

That Larry David clip was absolutely legit. I’d vote for Bernie just for four years of bizarro Curb skits on SNL.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

(I’m kinda looking forward to all the “who” responses. It could be record setting)

I thought he might have developed palsy.

I thought between his toes.

oh god as soon as I saw the writing, it looks nearly identical to my ex-bfs (also a musician) and it sent a shudder down my spine. EUGH. AND ALWAYS IN SHARPIE wtf

I can’t tell if “tourist class” is the funniest or most offensive thing I’ve ever heard.

Yeah probably, but is that any better? I mean, either she thinks joke stealing = rape, or she thinks that Cosby joke was funny enough to tweet (either way, she’s the worst)

The connection between the joke and the username in this post floored me.

Amy Schumer literally ate my dog in front of my grandma. Well, she made a skit that was similar to a story I told first.

Amy Schumer stole one of MY jokes, and it was WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST.

This is when she lost all credibility to me. The minute somebody makes stupid comparisons and goes all overdramatic, instead of calmly and rationally explaining things, I stop listening. To me they are already wrong.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…